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Lotharu
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Granted, but the hands spin around randomly occasionally.

I wish that I could make stuff appear by thinking of it.

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It really feels like that clementine embodies your life Loth.

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Echo MasterMind
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Granted. Everytime you make something appear, you must make something of equal value dissapear.

I wish I had multitasking capabilities.
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Lotharu
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Granted, but you screw up everything you multitask.

I wish cats that were housebroken and always stayed as kittens =3

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It really feels like that clementine embodies your life Loth.

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th3badg3r
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Granted, but the dog guerrillas come and blow you and your cats to smithereens.

I wish that I could afford a popular website.

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Granted, but it costs your entire paycheck.

I wish I had a bunch of cash.

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Lotharu
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Granted, but it is all alive and hungry for human flesh

I wish I could absorb all knowledge of humankind in one second, without my head exploding/going crazy.

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It really feels like that clementine embodies your life Loth.

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Lolita
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Granted. You now have a gigantic head.

I wish for some chicken tetrazinni.

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Harby
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Granted. But now you have explosive diarrhea.

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th3badg3r
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Granted, but due to your short sightedness, your wish gets deleted.
See what I did there? Because it never existed in the first place!

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I wish that I could finish playing "Dust in the Wind"

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Lolita
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Lotharu wrote:
Granted, but it is all alive and hungry for human flesh

I wish I could absorb all knowledge of humankind in one second, without my head exploding/going crazy.

Srry for double post but his avatar freaks me out its so fucking huge!


Goddammit I'm a girl.

Granted. However, you instantly forget it after you finish it.

I wish that people would stop saying I'm a guy.

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Defenestrator2.0
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Granted, but now you are a guy and people keep calling you a girl.

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Lolita
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This I am oddly okay with.

Granted, you die.

I wish that I lived in Canadia.

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Harby
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Granted, but people think your from "Canada"
I wish last time I had wished for something.

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Zelda
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Granted, they go numb so you just can`t feel anything and your toes fall off.
I wish boys liked me or gave me a chance.

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Granted but when they give you chances, you will screw it up.

I wish I had more of these socks.

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