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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:13 pm 
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I think you guys need a barista.

As a Melbournian I think this is where I come in.
I submit my application in the form of this drink.
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Back off, I'm the only bear-ista around here. I already marked my territory.


Don't remind me.

oh god it's everywhere

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They suck. Too tough to bite, too solid to suck on, and every time you go for a nibble you get sticky gummi on your face.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:48 pm 
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This is exactly why you need someone who knows the difference between coffee and piss in a cup.

Besides, I didn't see you complaining about the b(e)artender.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:19 pm 
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Willow's gonna be away for the weekend so no drawings until monday
Also she's so lazy she couldn't even post this herself

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:18 am 
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Ding Ding! Order up!

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(I'm assuming the note I got from the boss means I got the job.)

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something special Flicky asked me to make.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:00 pm 
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...Is that me getting drink spilled onto?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:04 pm 
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I hope you people plan on paying for this stuff someday, we accept USD, CAD, Candy, Magic, Lolis, and Gold, other currency will be considered.

absolutely no upstanding member of society currency, we want real cheddar, not fake cheddar.

Also I love you Angelicsox, even if you make a mess ^_^


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:07 pm 
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Noffletoff wrote:
I hope you people plan on paying for this stuff someday, we accept USD, CAD, Candy, Magic, Lolis, and Gold, other currency will be considered.

absolutely no upstanding member of society currency, we want real cheddar, not fake cheddar.

Also I love you Angelicsox, even if you make a mess ^_^

(I slipped Willow a few thousand shipments of kawaii as payment)

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They suck. Too tough to bite, too solid to suck on, and every time you go for a nibble you get sticky gummi on your face.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:08 pm 
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IM THE CASHIER, I NEED THE RECEIPTS FOR BUSINESS SHIT, YOU NEED THE RECEIPTS SO YOU HAVE AN ALIBI, EVERYONE WINS, SO GO THROUGH ME.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:28 pm 
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Would you accept tentacles and/or "Cultists?"

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We only accept small tentacles, as the larger ones tend to violate our staff.

Define Cultists.


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That comic was great Willow! And, I'll get new coffee and clean up everything, sorry!

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Also I love you Angelicsox, even if you make a mess ^_^

:shakefist: Say it right! Say my name right and say you fart!

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:39 pm 
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Are there any unfilled orders?

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Noffletoff wrote:
We only accept small tentacles, as the larger ones tend to violate our staff.

Define Cultists.

But that's the whole fun of them! Jeez, it's like you hate fun.


...and, well. Baaaaaasically... whores. Whores that want my tentacles. But they're loyal sons of bitches! And you can sell them on the black market for a LOT.

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