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Harry Potter is still more popular than Jesus though.

Jesus would be more popular than Harry Potter if it wasn't for the whole "I'm God" thing.

That really turns people off. Talk about being a Mary Sue.


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So I just saw this movie.


Terrible.
Had good comedy moments but still, it was boring with very little action.

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I'm a HP virgin (haven't seen any movies or read any books) and I went to see the midnight premeire for the hell of it. Sooooo lame. Waste of ten bucks.

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I'm a HP virgin (haven't seen any movies or read any books) and I went to see the midnight premeire for the hell of it. Sooooo lame. Waste of ten bucks.



JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GO READ THE BOOKS RIGHT NOW


RIGHT NOW


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Zachy wrote:
I'm a HP virgin (haven't seen any movies or read any books) and I went to see the midnight premeire for the hell of it. Sooooo lame. Waste of ten bucks.



JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GO READ THE BOOKS RIGHT NOW


RIGHT NOW


Harry Potter is srs bznz.

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Worse than Transoformers 2?

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Worse than Transoformers 2?

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nothing is worse than Transformers 2.





Well....maybe Battlefield Earth but I'd rather watch every single harry potter movie.


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I'm too lazy to read the books but I can sit through a movie. (which makes the fact I have the first five books lying around my house kind of odd.) And by that I mean I've seen the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th movies. I thought they were okay, but I've seen better. Now I'm doubting that I should go see this movie.

I wasn't even aware the fifth movie came out yet.


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Badfish wrote:
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Worse than Transoformers 2?

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nothing is worse than Transformers 2.





Well....maybe Battlefield Earth but I'd rather watch every single harry potter movie.

Dragon Wars.


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Read the goddamn books, then we'll talk.

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I've read the books, and I liked them.
I remember buying the last on the weekend it came out, and read the whole thing in three days.

The movies are amusing to me.


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I think they did Mad-Eye very well, regardless of everything else.


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Saw it just a few hours ago. Yeah... not worth seeing. There was an UNGODLY long amount of time spent on scene parts dedicated to showing that Ron and Hermoine, or Harry and Ginny, really like each other. RIGHT, WE GET IT, THEY'RE THE COUPLES THAT ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO BE TOGETHER BUT ARE PAINFULLY OBLIVIOUS TO EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS!

Also, on a real wall-banger moment, Ginny's boyfriend. What it was SUPPOSED to do is show tension between Harry and Ginny, and the book was good at this. But the movie ended up with there only being ONE SMALL SCENE with him in it, and several mentions of it! And by the time the Harry x Ginny facebattle scene came, I was thinking "WHAT THE HELL, LADY? YOU ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND! AND GODDAMIT HARRY, YOU'RE MEANT TO BE THE GOOD GUY, NOT A SOULLESS BASTARD!"

In other words: book was decent, movie was utterly horrible because it tried to cram everything important into 2.6 hours.



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Talking about the series:
I read the first six books and saw 5 of the six movies (not the fifth). It started out really good, both books and movies, but at the time they were children's books. They were grand, having a slow-but-getting-there main character was easy to relate to, and character archetypes were easy to understand. And the movies actually had the time to explain stuff, along with excellent use of special effects and other imaginative stuff for the time.
These... didn't work out well later on. As it went from a children's book to a young adult's book, the main character didn't develop competence like he should have, and the characters remained as archetypes when they should've diverged; along with this, Rowling made the critical mistake of thinking Stupid Relationships = Young Adult Orientated. As for the movies... they started having to condense the stories very badly, and what was thoroughly breathtaking in terms of special effects became pretty much common place.


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