AWKWARD ZOMBIE

HEY
MALUM

I FOUND WHO YOU REALLY ARE

Linked because of NSFW

~~~NOW HIRING~~~
A bouncer to keep rowdy customers from causing trouble in our cafe
Experience Needed


And now for something COMPLETELY UNRELATED from Manager Willow-chan



Edit: GODDAMMIT DARKIN WE SWORE WE'D NEVER SPEAK OF THAT NIGHT AGAIN

I'll grab you some stuff and take it to you at the impound lot, Taruta. I'm just about done here anyways. What do you want?

DATE SQUAAAAAAAAAAAARES AND TEEEEEAAAAAA!!

Got it.

[Walks up to the counter, orders and pays for Taruta's food and drink.]

Konichiwaaaaaa~~ ^-^ patron-sama's!!

if anyone feels any kindness in their heart from me doing so many kawai pictures I'd like it if they could make a little donation to my paypal triple.0222@hotmail.com

Really I'm not expecting anything, but if I made someones day brighter with my silly pictures and if they felt like giving me 5 dollars for my work, it'd be nice. It would also help encourage me do more random booty drawings for people.

~(^-^~)****Doumo arigatou****(~^-^)~

No fair, Willow-sama-dono-chan! You can actually get paid even though I draw too, and with a mouse.. ;-;

No seriously, it'd be cool if you guys paid Willow, because now I feel her pain on trying to quickly fulfill the needs of everyone with beautiful horrifyingly cute maid pictures.


Uwah?! I-I'm just a normal legal high school Loli! I don't save the world before bed time r-r-really!..
But it's nice to know that I sound like one, heehee~


Oh, and date squares and tea coming right up! I assume you mean green tea, because that's what TRUE anime fans drink! (But oh God I'm hungry now, those things look so delicious! I want to try some one day, though I shouldn't be looking at delicious food late at night.)

w-why

I guess I can be the bouncer as long as I don't need to wear a maid's outfit.

Resume:
Name: Syobon
Aliases: El Foco Loco, Van Cockslaying
Hobbies: Punch
Previous Experiences: Pow
Personality: Bam
Pic: I dun have a cam handy so

I'm the guy on the left (no not the guy behind everybody)

Nyah Nyah I'd like to apply~~

Name: Crisp
Aliases: Crispu, Crisperton,
Hobbies: knitting, being adorable
Previous experience: None ;v;
Personality: Ugu~~
Pic:

You wanted... T E A ?!

yeah um make mine a black cup of tea, plenty of sugar
(for reference see my sig)

Was debating whether to apply but then decided I'd probably scare all the customers away.

YOU GUYS WANT A BOUNCER

YOU'LL GET A BOUNCER


Name: CHOPSTIX
Aliases: tusundre STIXXY-KUN
Hobbies: LIFTING WEIGHTS, CATCHING LIVE ANIMALS IN THE HUNT, BLUSHING WHEN I GIVE YOU FOOD (YOU LOOKED HUNGRY, IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING B-BAKA)
Previous Experiences: I'VE BEEN 6'3" SINCE THE FOURTH GRADE
Personality: WHO WANTS TO KNOW
Pic:

Syobon and Chopstix are both hired. You guys can be like buddy cops, except bouncers.
Super kawaii bouncers.
(Willow says she'll draw you later)