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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:00 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:01 pm 
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~~~NOW HIRING~~~
A bouncer to keep rowdy customers from causing trouble in our cafe
Experience Needed


And now for something COMPLETELY UNRELATED from Manager Willow-chan
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Edit: GODDAMMIT DARKIN WE SWORE WE'D NEVER SPEAK OF THAT NIGHT AGAIN

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:02 pm 
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I'll grab you some stuff and take it to you at the impound lot, Taruta. I'm just about done here anyways. What do you want?

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:35 pm 
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I'll grab you some stuff and take it to you at the impound lot, Taruta. I'm just about done here anyways. What do you want?

DATE SQUAAAAAAAAAAAARES AND TEEEEEAAAAAA!!

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:01 am 
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Got it.

[Walks up to the counter, orders and pays for Taruta's food and drink.]

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:16 am 
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Konichiwaaaaaa~~ ^-^ patron-sama's!!

if anyone feels any kindness in their heart from me doing so many kawai pictures I'd like it if they could make a little donation to my paypal triple.0222@hotmail.com

Really I'm not expecting anything, but if I made someones day brighter with my silly pictures and if they felt like giving me 5 dollars for my work, it'd be nice. It would also help encourage me do more random booty drawings for people.

~(^-^~)****Doumo arigatou****(~^-^)~

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:41 am 
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No fair, Willow-sama-dono-chan! You can actually get paid even though I draw too, and with a mouse.. ;-;

No seriously, it'd be cool if you guys paid Willow, because now I feel her pain on trying to quickly fulfill the needs of everyone with beautiful horrifyingly cute maid pictures.

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I think it may be AngelicSong. She sounds like a magical girl.

Uwah?! I-I'm just a normal legal high school Loli! I don't save the world before bed time r-r-really!..
But it's nice to know that I sound like one, heehee~
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Oh, and date squares and tea coming right up! I assume you mean green tea, because that's what TRUE anime fans drink! (But oh God I'm hungry now, those things look so delicious! I want to try some one day, though I shouldn't be looking at delicious food late at night.)

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:07 am 
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w-why

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:13 am 
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I guess I can be the bouncer as long as I don't need to wear a maid's outfit.

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:26 am 
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Nyah Nyah I'd like to apply~~

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:03 pm 
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Taruta wrote:
I-I'll have some tea and a date square please...



You wanted... T E A ?!

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:09 pm 
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yeah um make mine a black cup of tea, plenty of sugar
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Was debating whether to apply but then decided I'd probably scare all the customers away.

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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:32 pm 
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YOU GUYS WANT A BOUNCER

YOU'LL GET A BOUNCER


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 Post subject: Re: Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:44 pm 
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Syobon and Chopstix are both hired. You guys can be like buddy cops, except bouncers.
Super kawaii bouncers.
(Willow says she'll draw you later)

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