AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Crispy on the parts where it touched the pan, chewy on the parts that couldn't.

It's the best of both worlds!

My mom mad bacon oatmeal cookies.

They actully are pretty good, almost like biscuts but a little sweet.

So AZ, how do you like your steak?

medium rare!

gotta have my PANK middle

Medium or Medium Rare depending on what I feel like. It can be hard to find a really good Medium Rare steak though.

Raw on the inside and burnt on the outside.

I like the taste of the blood of the defeted

Medium rare

No idea, I'm a big meat fan but I've never paid attention to steak rareness.

I want you to show the cow a picture of a roaring fire and then just give it to me.

Medium-well.
Just a hint of PANK on the inside.
Other times I'll also eat super rare where only a millimeter of the outside is grilled and the rest is still pretty much raw. Well it was more of an accident and I just kept eating it because it wasn't that bad.

Rare to medium-rare, it still needs to bleed and I don't want any difficulty chewing it.

I don't really like my steaks PANK (plus my immune system is shit, so...), but I season my steaks to make up for the sacrilige.

best way to enjoy steak is as leftovers in an omelette.

steak omelettes are a miracle of science.

Medium-rare to rare

I like my steak to still be mooing

do drinks count as food?
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these have a lot of good tea tips.. except...

the water part makes no sense to me. no tap water? no bottled water?

WHERE THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU GET WATER UNLESS YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WELL? (note: most people don't have a well)

Water fresh from the hot springs of Iceland

you don't even boil it you just make tea inside the hot spring