AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Cut bugs out, push new ones in


Such is life

Hopefully Brimstone works again.

ohh and chocolate milk, man I loved that upgrade until I got WOTL, and it shot tiny tears.

Choco Milk was fixed last patch.

Also Golden Poops have indeed been added

they give you coins when you bust them open

I'm going to be frank about this. For those who don't know, there's a new final level after the Cathedral, called The Chest. The only problem being that to even get to The Chest, you have to have the Polaroid when you beat the final boss of the Cathedral. I wouldn't mind if doing this once would permanently unlock it-- but it doesn't. According to him, it's a "reward for hardcore players", and "very set in stone." I think it's just artificial difficulty, and I don't like it.

That sounds really fucking stupid

In other news, I think I found the new Miniboss:

Ultra Pride (V1.33 Spoilers)

He spawns eyes and nerd fetuses that shoot homing shots?

Lovely

The Eye was me with the peeper, and he spawns with the Angel Baby. I'm guessing they're analogues for Edmund McMillan and Florian Himsl.

Edmund being the fat lazy fuck who drops acidic waste wherever he goes

Why so much hate?

It was a joke, but yeah I probably shouldn't have been so malicious about it.

I just got credited with 2 mom kills at once, unlocking both It Lives and ???. Then I heard the new credits. That

was pretty freaky.