AWKWARD ZOMBIE

WOOHOO BORIS YEAH
now you need a pokemon from Komo's LP and one from OA's

You will finish what they couldn't.

WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT

Very short update because I have a little time before I have to go!



It turned out to be a girl so I named her Mousse instead. Why? BECAUSE I CAN.


Team Greylin!




Boris you're stickin' with me buddy.

AND THEN WE TRAINED SUM MOAR

Is the twist that you won't finish this
because that's a bad twist

That's not a twist. An actual twist would be actually finishing it.
(Says the guy who never finished his either)

If I start a lets play and actually finish it, what would I win?

Bragging rights. HOW MANY HAVE TRIED BEFORE YOU AND FAILED?


THIS MANY: like four

ANOTHER SHORT UPDATE TIME


Buyin' me some balls.


WE CONTINUE ONWARDS AND UPWARDS.


!!!


Maybe you should try training your pokemon instead.


YOU LITTLE SHIT I'LL MURDER YOU


Who likes short shorts?


Take the little bitch down Mousse. You know what to do.


Wait I'm given an option this time? Fuck no!


Is this in the handbook I wasn't given or something?


How terrifying.


And it was over before it began.


How do you know I'm not a bug trainer?
I mean other than the sentret following me around, yeah.


Quit bugging me.
Ahah.
Hahahahahah.


You're supposed to laugh dickface.


IT'S THIS PRICK AGAIN


How could you possibly know it's me. I mean other than the fact that I am very recognizable and I have been told several times we are "friends."
Even though you never call me anymore.



I don't want any of your PITY--


...actually this is kind of neat.


WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT


All I smell is smog and alcohol.


We're in Violet City, that means only ONE THING.


AWWWYEEEEEEE


So no bringing the house down...? Aw.


First is a bellsprout.


Second and third is also a bellsprout I WONDER WHY.


Bitch landed a crit on poor Mousse before I took him down.

Note: I'm just gonna breeze through Sprout Tower and I probably won't take any screencaps unless something exceptional happens.

You refused to give Joey your phone number?

Shit now we can't listen to him talk about how awesome his rattata is
I'm sad now
:'(

his rattata
was in the top percent a g e

SO THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED

I restarted and it worked fine. Phew.


Found one of these buggers!


NOW'S MY CHANCE
GO FOR THE THR--
oh. It doesn't have one.



Not the most creative name but I am a slave to my people.


I SEE A PONYTAILED FREAK


yeah i already saw him I'm not that surprised.


"Your dance moves certainly are superb."


"Technically, it's not a machine."


"That last triple headspin with a flip was suicide."



"Or dance. Or wardances."


You sure like your ellipses, friend.



"and my superb dance moves."


"...should STOP DOING A VOICE OVER AND ADDING THINGS I DIDN'T SAY."
Oh, sorry.



I hope you got rid of that chikorita then because man that thing took a faceplant in some asphalt.


RUN, COWARD


Just give me my free levels old man.




Bright like the sun?
Woah wait I thought becoming Champion was the final test.


OKAY FINE LET'S DO THIS YOU OLD GEEZER



Easy-peasy.

After the second bellsprout...


Oh no a bird.


It's feeding time!


YOU LITTLE CUNTMUFFIN RRRGGHHH


Yeah no I ain't lettin' you KO my poor little crocdude.


DESTROY SMASH


I AM THE GOD OF ANGER. BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR MASTER AND CREATOR YOU PUNY HUMAN. PERHAPS IF YOU ASSIST ME IN TAKING OVER THE WORLD I WILL SPARE YOUR PATHETIC LI--


Oh yay.



...........


(courtesy of Cori)


He's going down next.






Time to get out of here.


Spinningspinningspinningspiiiiii~

POKEMON CATCHIN TIME



Switched Mealworm for this bugger.

This is glorious.

So I finished my update and then the game glitched and crashed on me. GREAT. I'll just have to do it over again.
The gym battle was a little rough so I'll probably level up some more before going back to do that. More than last time, anyway.
Fuckin' emulators.

Oh shit that sucks. Why would it crash like that? (I don't really know much about emulators)

Probably just a glitch or a bug in the programming. Emulators aren't as reliable as the original products.