AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i hope to get with somebody by next year (plenty of time right), the last time i had a gf was 2 years ago (woaaah)
obviously it's not like in school where you can set a target and work to achieve it, ahaha. Some people have asked me out in that time but i guess i've been too picky or unsure idk

my friend's ex-girlfriend's sister had a crush on me
and when we all went to see the dark knight we sat next to each other
the end???

The only serious relationship I've been in lasted three months with me getting dumped "because things were kind of awkward", even though she was the one saying shit like 'love you' by the second date.
Still rustled about it.

On another note, I once managed to convince a bitch trying to get with my athletic friend that Mark Twain is the Mariners' all-star halfback

EDIT: oh wordfilters

I only dated one guy before I met Noffletoff. We were friends at first, and got together at the end or so of 5th grade, which was a pretty bad time since we both had to go to different middle schools. We long distanced for a bit, but only had one date (if you could even call it that). My big brother, two of my best friends, my best friend's other friend who wanted to see the movie, my other best friend's sister and dad, and my ex's little brother came along. We watched Coraline, but I had a cold that day and because I leaned on his arm the entire movie, he got it too and missed track try outs for the up coming school year, Whoops. The relationship kind of dwindled to us having a break, then breaking up a few months before the time he said we'd get back together. I'm pretty sure he liked someone else, because when we talked a long while later and he told me about some crazy love triangle he was caught up in. We're still kind of friends. I want to call him because we were pretty tight friends before, but school work made me too busy to. Now I'm just being lazy to call him.

I guess I met Noffletoff on these forums. I never talked to him, but from his posts I thought of him as that funny guy with a top hat and a thing for wallets. I met Noffletoff when I added him on League of Legends. We played LoL together, watched animal documentaries, movies, and played (while voicing the dialogue) Phoenix Wright. Willow helped get us together too. She was helping boost his confidence and teaching him how to smooth talk the ladies. I give a lot of love to her for that, and for being so great to me today, too.

After, I think, 3 months I decided to tell him I was infatuated with him. It seemed like a good idea. We were always watching movies that had had an older guy ending up with a younger girl. (Only ones I can think of right now is Tangled and Scott Pilgrim.) We even joked about it. I tried telling him, but there was a misunderstanding and he told me that he wouldn't date me because of our age differences.

I logged off and sobbed a lot, but logged back on because I still wanted to be with him. We were watching Howl's Moving Castle when I asked him why he was still being nice and sweet to me during the movie, and acting like nothing happened. It turns out that he was scared of me not liking him, so he lied. Everything was okay, and so I waited for just the right moment at the near of the movie, when they were playing the beautiful ending song to tell him without being shy (and with his real name that I just learned that second) that I was infatuated with him.

Now we've been together for 8 and a half months and I feel like my life is better because of him (and Willow).

I think I remember yelling at him a lot for the howls moving castle thing.

Willow is a matchmaker I swear to god
Darkin and I have been dating for almost 10 months now.

Willow, ship everyone on the forum!

I only ship ships that come true.

I am curious about Willow's predictions.

Be marcato 2: return of the shipping wall

That ship has set sail

Relationship advice of the day

USE YOUR WORDS

I tried this. When the girl walked up to me and said "hi, what's your name?" With a smile. the only word that I said was "No"
That is my total history of women relationship interaction.

That's at least better than "Hi what's your name?"

"Uh...uh...PENISBALLS"

and then running away

My love life this past year has been the most ridiculous roller coaster. I have enough stories to compose a novel, or at least the first season of an ABC Family original series. If you really want to hear details I can provide, but holy god it's insane.

Luckily, I'm with a good guy now, although even that situation is sort of up in the air. I'm going to be living in Italy for a month (leaving in 2 weeks), and he is going to be living in London for 4 months (September-December), and neither of us want to be in a "committed relationship" when we're in Europe. We agreed to be together while we can, but also agreed that when we're abroad it's fair game. We're still going to talk to each other, and it's not like we're going to go LOOKING for hookups, but things happen and we both acknowledge how unrealistic it is for us to try and restrict ourselves when we've only been going out for a couple weeks. So I guess that means that he's my non-boyfriend? I'm not even sure.

My life confuses me.