AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I do not know what to say, really. I'm thorn between feeling sorry for Chris or laughing at his face

Well, then you should see the comic Chris made for Kacey.

Chris drew it sometime before the Father Call, but I don't know when he sent it to Kacey. I assume it was around the same time.



I don't have a job or social skills or language skills or hygiene skills, and I may have made a video insulting 9/11 a few days ago but I'm still a better person than Liquid damnit!



There is so much wrong in this picture it's hilarious.

Also hilarious is that five months later Chris was threatening his trolls with a swiss army knife.



I'm not sure how that grip is supposed to work. I think Chris genuinely thought that Liquid was a foot shorter than he was(Chris thinks that five foot ten is tall).

I'm also not sure how shooting someone is supposed to stop them from telling lies about you. I mean, it would have made more sense to cut out his tongue or something.



This is why I think he drew this before the Father Call. Kacey's Dad is the one that looks like Guile BTW.



I'm not sure what Kacey's mom is talking about. I guess she's FBI or something? I dunno.

And that was it. Kacey wasn't very pop flyin' about this comic.

Wow. Ummm... yknow. Suddenly, Chris gives my life a whole new meaning to the word "unmotivated". Im dirt poor (below the poverty line.... I think....), yet I still have a house Ive rented for years, a kitty that keeps me company, and I dont have a horde of people making fun of me everywhere I go (just you folks. NO RITALON GET AWAY FROM THE POST BUTTON) I walk my way to work ( I dont have a car) everyday, (bout a mile) and I at least have the sense to talk and get to know my girlfriends parents (and EVA-01 for several years at that), even if they DO live halfway crosst the country, and not treat her like an object, and DEFINITELY to not be a terrible example by stabbing at America's Weak Point like that. I honestly, PERSONALLY, dont know what the issue was with 9/11, but chances are if everyone else doesnt like it being made into a bad joke you shouldnt make it into a bad joke. Its like making fun of the Titanic sinking in 1920. -_-

Thank god Im not Chris.

Amen to that.

Man I just read that conversation between Chris and Matthew and I'm wondering what is air. Also we should have totally seen Matthew pull a sonic boom. Just saiyan.

So, sometime between November 4th and November 8th, Kacey called Chris one last time. It started with Kacey trying to discuss Sonichu Special 4:





















At this point, Liquid "came home" and joined in on the call:

























At this point, the call got even better. Chris told his parents to tell Liquid off because Chris was sick of doing it himself. Keep in mind that it was midnight when this happened.







On November 10, Kacey called Chris one last time and tore into him. There really wasn't anything funny about it, but Chris did release this video:



Kacey and Liquid got married the next day. On the day after that, Chris uploaded this video and promptly forgot about Kacey.




And so began the CWCipedia Saga.

But first, we have to go through the thirty pages Chris made in October 2009.

This is just... why is this so entertaining still?

This Saga makes me feel like singing Still Alive, it just feel so fitting. XD

When I look up there it makes me GLAD im not you...
there are experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are, still alive.....

I have no idea why, but it feels strangely fitting :/

Maybe its being exposed to something which you know you can manipulate so easily, yet can learn so well from when it goes horribly wrong. Chris in of himself is valuable just for the cautionary tale he poses to humankind, just like how Glados was the result of the end of a cautionary tale about screwing with science that affects people. 8===D

My favorite part of the tapes with Kacey and Liquid is after Chris hangs up and they let the facade down. Especially Liquid, he does a bang-up job impersonating Chris so it's actually kind of unnerving to hear him talk without that nasaly tone of voice.

Liquid using the term "pop flyin'" has made my day but man, that was some serious shit going down.

Pretty sure that was just the wordfilter and he was actually using the word "happy"

That's the wordfilter, not Liquid.

So, back to early October 2009 we go:



I'm just not sure why Chris wanted to clarify that the not-Decepticons aren't piloted robots. You'd think that he's doing the "don't worry they aren't killing anyone" except, y'know, the face rape scene and the hermaphrodite shapeshifter and in a month he'd draw himself shooting Liquid.



Blah blah Chris is a lazy artist this page isn't stupid enough.



Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't miracle bullets hit people in their back, exit through their throats, and then wound Governor Connolly even if he's not in the exit path? Their trajectory is as straight as Chris's dick.



I like to think Chris just gave up on drawing the gun turning around and just decided "Well I'll just say that's what happened, this scene is boring now".



Is that the invasion force or the Occupy CWCville camp?



And Chris wonders why he suffers from writer's block when he keeps making pages like this.



God daisies look at those proportions.



Oh right. I forgot to mention that Chris decided that they somehow knew each other before because psychic powers. It was stupid and illogical, that's all you need to know.



I think Chris is trying to write something here. I'll TLDR it:

Trannychu: I was resistant to your psychic powers last time! I am so smart!
Purple: You weren't immune at all! You only got as far as you did because everyone in this comic is obsessed with getting laid! PS wanna fuck I can make you be not a dickgirl.
Trannychu: Uh, according to Chris I can do partial shapeshifting with my genitalia so it really doesn't matter if my default state is a dickgirl.
Purple: HAVE AT YOU DICKGIRL SCUM!
Trannychu: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

God this is like "But you came here that prove you are kira!" except the author isn't trolling so it isn't as funny.



I forgot to mention that Chris decided to change the name of everyone that was based on a real person that wasn't himself. So now Wes is Walter Grisby and Mary Lee Walsh is Slaweel Ryam or something stupid.

This is also the last we see of Wes. Either he died in noble combat or Chris forgot he existed.



I don't understand why Chris's stupid Autobot clones bother with holograms if everyone knows that they're giant robots in disguise.



Blah blah proportions.



I like how the PANK robot has lipstick and a mecha-vagina.



Sonichu, did you seriously just leave your wife to fight the giant robots alone while you took a break from fighting?

Son-chu, if you're supposed to be the dramatic reinforcements why didn't you bother helping her?



Why are you suddenly incapable of using the lighting sword banana thingies Rosechu?



Chris, just write "The evil robot set the building on fire". It's so much easier.



Blazebob has the dumbest name ever.



SORRY YOU DIED PANDA I'M TAKING YOUR CHARACTERS NOW.



I love how Chris tried to squeeze Blazebob's face in between textwalls.

Also:

Firefighter: QUIT BEING USELESS FUCKS AND KILL THE ROBOTS
Chloe: BAWWWWWW I'M THE ONLY ONE REACTING TO THIS LIKE A SANE PERSON WOULD!
StupidMcGayname: QUIT BEING SANE CHLOE LET'S KILL ROBOTS WHEEEEE!
Chloe:lol k

And they were never seen again. Presumably they were killed by the robot, rendering Panda's noble actions completely pointless.

And that should catch us up to where I was in Chris's history.

So, in mid-November 2009, Chris was on his hugest ego high to date. Even though he'd lost Kacey to Liquid(I do know that the pair dated for a while IRL), he was convinced that his "copyright" on Sonichu meant that nobody could threaten him the way Liquid had ever again.

Furthermore, he was certain that he was just a few steps away from turning Sonichu into a proper franchise.

Due to this stroke of fortune, he attempted to make peace with Vivian Gee.






However, Vivian would spend the rest of the year (and some of 2010) attempting to help Chris with anything he asked about. This led to the following videos, released at the end of the month, where Chris attempts to pitch himself to the business world:




Chris then attempted to upload a powerpoint to youtube, eventually settling on the following two videos:




Most importantly, the stage for the CWCipedia Saga was set up this month. First, at some point around the middle of the month(I forget exactly when), a member of the inner circle made a topic on /cwc/ announcing their plans for the CWCipedia. Specifically, they wanted artfags to design advertisements that they wanted to see on the CWCipedia.

Near the end of the month, Jack Thaddeus gained control of the CWCipedia adspace and these started turning up in the sidebar:






Secondly, Chris promised daily Sonichu pages:



From this moment out, Sonichu began to update with one page per day. Five days later Chris had exhausted his creative reserves. To his credit, though, he always tried to make up for the days he missed by doing double and triple updates, at least for the first month or two.

Finally, the Mailbag was added to the CWCipedia late in the month, finally allowing the "legions of true and honest Sonichu fans" to ask Chris the questions they'd all been dying to ask.

Like why he cant get a job?

Still, wouldn't stop people from mass messaging him questions like that.

It isn't about getting an answer the asker doesn't know. It's about getting the point across to Chris what people thought of him, and to knock him down a peg from being "the great creator of Sonichu".