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Lolita
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Okay, just what the hell are those things from?

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Seeing the url of them, I guess they are Cliffracers, from Morrowind.

They remind me, the first time I kept attacking the Cuccos in Ocarina of Time and they started to attack me, I really freaked out, and never walked near one of them for the next hours I played it.

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... So, what exactly makes them so horrifying?
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SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


they're not so much scary, but rage fuel. Get the fuck off of my goddamnit I just want to climb this mountainaARRRGG

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Zink wrote:
... So, what exactly makes them so horrifying?


Urban Dictionary wrote:
A fictional creature, similar to a pterodactyl, featured in the video game 'Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind'.

It is also one of the most hated monsters by regular Morrowind players, notably for it's high-pitched screech, inability to die, and the fact that there are almost always more than one of them attacking one's character.
Stephen: Sh*t! There's cliff racers everywhere!
Sam: RUN AWAY!
Stephen: %^&**&#$%!@#$!!!


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Cliff racers - The dominant creature in Morrowind, they reproduce asexually, giving birth to thousands of babies at once, which themselves are having babies within a few hours. 99.99% of the game entails fighting off the endless hordes of cliff racers.


If you google "Cliff Racers" you'll see a lot of rage comments too.
Best video I could find saying about how they are annoying.

I guess you need to play the game to fully understand the horror of it.

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Scariest game I played was Luigi's Mansion, to be honest, all that walking around just waiting for the ghosts to appear really made me tense, and then 'BOO!' they'd give me a heart-attack.

Quite the scare.
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God daisies am I glad nothing like those were in Oblivion, Witch, on a related note had its creepy moments. Like the completely dark cave with wild people in it.

Also WITCHES ARE FUCKING CREEPY
and L4D2 IS SET HERE WHOO!

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Ocarina of Time.

I don't really know why. I never even got to the Dead Hands.

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Riodsey wrote:
If you google "Cliff Racers" you'll see a lot of rage comments too.
Best video I could find saying about how they are annoying.

I guess you need to play the game to fully understand the horror of it.


To put it simply, Cliff Racers are incredibly common in Morrowind. There's usually two or three ambushing you at a time, they can spot you from very far away, they're very weak, but very common and aggressive, and you can't out run them. They're like the little dogs that yap all the time; they want to pick a fight, but couldn't handle one.

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Chicken Run the movie: the game.

my heart jumps 20 feet whenever a dog suddenly pops in and captures me.

also: in Fallout 3, I kinda scream whenever I see a deathclaw and am caught without an Alien Blaster to handle one with.

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Misterian wrote:
Chicken Run the movie: the game.


Just no.

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Lolita wrote:
Misterian wrote:
Chicken Run the movie: the game.


Just no.


say what?

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Eversion.

http://zarat.us/tra/offline-games/eversion.html

Click on the picture if you don't get it.


EDIT: Crap, the link isn't included there anymore. Just get to world 6 (aka level 6) to see what I mean.

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Eversion.
http://zarat.us/tra/offline-games/eversion.html

FFFFFFFFFF- that game! THAT GAME!


Definitely worth playing though.
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Trauma Center... *shudders* I still have nightmares about the Kyriaki

Little stingrays swimming around you cutting up your insides with a sharp blade on their tail? Quickly turning your insides until they resemble ground beef?

That's some scary shit.
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