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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:36 pm 
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
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The RAGING FRENCHMAN unleashes his Slash of the Ancient Frenchmen!

Need Runes4 is staggered from the assault but barely lives. He'll need healing for sure.

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HP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx____] 16920/20000
MP: [xxxxxxx____________] 80/200

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:36 pm 
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Command MACHO DRAGON ALDUIN SAVAGE to attack the Frenchman.
15/20

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:37 pm 
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Crafting all of the toothpicks I've managed to find into a sword capable of shooting a barrage of toothpicks with every swing. Natural 20.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:38 pm 
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Watch as Macho Man Randy Savagein wreaks havoc.


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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:39 pm 
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Attempt armor repair.
15+5/20

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How am I supposed to see tacos in these conditions?


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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:41 pm 
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electronic goat wrote:
Command MACHO DRAGON ALDUIN SAVAGE to attack the Frenchman.
15/20

MACHO DRAGON ALDUIN SAVAGE lays the smackdown on the RAGING FRENCHMAN.

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Crafting all of the toothpicks I've managed to find into a sword capable of shooting a barrage of toothpicks with every swing. Natural 20.
Natural success.
Crafting skill increased by 5!
Resourcefulness skill increased by 4!

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THE ATTACK CONTINUES
Need Runes4 is rendered unconscious!

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Attempt armor repair.
15+5/20
You are unconscious and incapable of doing so.

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HP: [xxxxxxxxxxxx________] 12000/20000
MP: [xxxxxxx____________] 80/200

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:46 pm 
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>Off Need_____Runes in his sleep, and capture his blood in a mug. I may need it later.
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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:47 pm 
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>Off Need_____Runes in his sleep, and capture his blood in a mug. I may need it later.
2/20

You miss and end up hamstringing yourself. Your left leg is now useless until it gets healed.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:47 pm 
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Attempt to find snacks in cushions of sofa:
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I find... something that may or may not have been a peanut a few years ago.

This is the weirdest party I ever was at.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:49 pm 
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Attempt to awaken.
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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:51 pm 
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I stand in front of Runes with my new Toothpick sword, and stare down the raging frenchman.

"You burned down our homes, killed our families, and ruined our pub. AND FOR WHAT?"

I prepare to swing my sword at him, fueled by the adrenaline-laced rage within me.

"NOW SMILE, YOU SICK SUNOVABITCH!" 15/20

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:56 pm 
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>Have MACHO DRAGON ALDUIN SAVAGE heal me, somehow.
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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:58 pm 
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I'm trippin' balls

Attempt to stop trippin
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Nope, still trippin'

Oh, hey there doggy.

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