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Gryewolf
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tales who evens ays that


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Ok, any of you familiar with "tupperware evenings"? It's basically where a lady invites her ladyfriends over for an evening to show off and demonstrate tupperware products. This used to be sponsored by Tupperware I think. An upperdare is like that, but with sex toys.

oh dear god people actually still do this

i know people have avon parties but at least at those you can put on makeup and jewelry

tupperware parties just sound BORING

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I don't think anyone still does tupperwares anymore, not that I've heard of anyway.
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My mom used to be a Tupperware lady. She was some regional something or other and got a free car. That was like 10+ years ago, though.

My oldest sister is/was a Pampered Chef person. Is Tupperware even a thing anymore?

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Oh god how do I handle looking at my guinea pig, his eye is a genuine horror movie and uuuuugh.

My mom thinks it might be cancer and the eye just looks like it's going to explode at any moment.

The guinea pigs are staying in my room so I can't avoid looking at them so much
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corruption of champions will never not be fucking hilarious

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Dear diary: Today I raped a rat-monk with my three horsecocks

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Today an imp with a dick a third as tall as he is accosted me in the woods with the penis vines, then I went shopping in a clothing store owned by a corgi woman who fondled my junk the whole time, and afterwards had a drink in the bar owned by a naked centaurs hooker. Then I had a nice lunch of a sandwich with dog-cock peppers on it.

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Of course, I now have a dog penis to go with my 3 pairs of balls and 6 breasts.

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What the fuck is even going on.

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What the fuck is even going on.

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oh god corruption of Champions is hilarious.


I am both horrified by it but for some reason I can't stop playing it.

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corruption of champions is a text-based porn browser game that focuses primarily on transformation. you can become a variety of animals, grow multiple dicks and tits, get pregnant in your vagina and butt, and encounter a variety of monsters and anthromorphs to have sex with. it's really over the top ridiculous and badly written. the euphemisms are pretty hilarious.

currently my character has three dicks

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I played a game once and I think I got impregnated 17 times, but never by conventional means i.e. the vagina

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