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spongedav
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Granted but your pencil is broken.

I wish that my friends read their e-mails more often! And replied.

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Granted, but all their replies are vicious and reveal how much they hate you.

I wish I wasn't afraid of little red lights.
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Granted but now you are afraid of big blue lights.

I wish I could make funny comics.

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Granted. But there only funny to hobos.

I wish for toast.

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Granted but Gary Coleman takes residence upon its crispy golden surface.


I wish I'd stop getting interupted from playing the godfather 2

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Granted. Now you have noobs forever playing with you and doing stuff like blaming you for "teh haxx0rz" and constantly saying "all your base are belong to us."

I wish I could make more cents. And dollars.

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Granted, but your lifestyle causes you to lose it all

I wish my computer would behave.
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Granted. Your computer now behaves and listens only to the Robot Overlords.

I wish Texas would secede from the US

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Granted, but most of Canada becomes North North Dakota.

I wish that people would be more creative on the forums.

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Granted, everyone on the forum is now so creative their heads asplode into rainbows

I wish I had a KA-RAZY mustache.

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Granted. Everybody stares at you, and noone can take you seriously with that horrible thing in your face.

I wish I could afford a new hard drive.
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Granted, however the rest of your computer breaks, all you have now is a hard drive.

I wish for a pet laser shark.

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Granted. It kills you.

I wish that I was thin.

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Granted, but we have trouble finding you every time you turn to the side.

(This message was typed on the Wii because my comuter blue screened. YAY)

I wish it were July 9th already. (My 17th b-day, yippee)

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Granted. You're getting older and closer to dying.

I wish I knew fluent Japanese so I could watch RAW episodes of Hetalia.

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