AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted. But whatever you need to memorize it for is cancelled.



I wish the really creepy special ed chick that haunts the public library here would stop existing.

STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF. AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN TALK TO ME AND FOLLOW ME AROUND. *sob*

Granted but now she haunts your toilet.

I wish i had some cheddar.

Granted buy you eat it.

I wish I had perfect hair forever.

Eurgh, ninja'd.
Granted, but you smell like poo for the rest of your life.

I wish more people knew about / would play Eversion. At night.

Granted. but, they fall asleep and die.
I wish I wasn't scared of blood.

granted, but you have to nose bleed for 1 hour.

i wish i had ice cream. vanilla.

Granted. It's the best vanilla ice cream in the world... But you have no cone, and have to eat it off the stomach of some disgustingly smelly obese guy.

I wish there were more episodes that I could watch of the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, and that they were just as awesome as all the rest.


Oh goodness, a page got.

Granted but its the last episode EVER.


I wish the rain wouldn't knock out my T.V. signal.

Granted. The rain no longer knocks out your T.V. signal. However, there is suddenly a flash flood from all the rain which sweeps your house off its foundation.

At least you still have your T.V. signal.


I wish never got sick again.

Granted. But you get so paranoid about your health that you spend the rest of your life in a ball.

I wish Alice/Zelda would get the hint to get off.

Granted but she comes back with a new account named Zelice.


I wish they'd update tf2 on the Xbox

granted but ALL the xboxs you own break down so you can never play!

i wish my scanner/printer would start working properly!

Granted. It becomes self-aware and kills you.

I wish I could've had freaking pizza for dinner instead of fish.

Granted. Its anchovy pizza.

I wish I could find my extra cord for my headphones.

Granted but it's still too short.

I wish I could draw better.