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Syobon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:50 am 
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Ugh, I have a headache and I don't understand why. Also there's a cantus tonight and I don't think the combination of gratuitous amounts of beer and headaches mix well.
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Sol Reaper
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Why are you tuggin' it with facebook open

Obviously jerking to his hot classmate's bikini photos.

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Now that you mentioned that, I remembered that his classmates would be 14
And then I was reminded of that "incident" where that one 14-year-old girl with DD breasts took like a hundred pictures of herself in bikinis and they just happened to leak

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Sol Reaper wrote:
Dr. Glocktor wrote:
Why are you tuggin' it with facebook open

Obviously jerking to his hot classmate's bikini photos.

Nah, I just always forget to close it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:39 pm 
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You can only blame yourself then.

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People sometimes bother me on Steam when I'm fapping

I act like I'm not there

That...explains a lot.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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ive been really horny lately its so awful

i masturbated twice yesterday and twice today and i could go another round if i had the chance

what the fuckk is wrong with me

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nothing? ppl just go thru phases where they are really fucking horny

yesterday i did it about 2 times by myself then once on cam with the gf

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OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.

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iamthelordhitman
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i always refered to webcam as just cam, if i wanted to say camera i would say camera

the more you know of hitmans lingo

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Vrominelli
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:31 pm 
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Man I dunno what it is but many of the AZ members seem to be getting really horny as of late.
Myself included ._.

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Sol Reaper
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I'm apparently immune to this trend.

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Sol Reaper wrote:
Vrominelli wrote:
Man I dunno what it is but many of the AZ members seem to be getting really horny as of late.
Myself included ._.

I'm apparently immune to this trend.

Actually my libido has been as dead as a dodo for the past month.

I usually get a surge of sexual energy in the spring and autumn - and often just before I go down with a cold (I presume that's to do with the fever).

I find it difficult to finish the more adult artwork pieces I have when I'm the way I am right now.


I'm not comfortable talking about these things as it is, let alone when I get a page get.

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D-vid
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I <3< everyone.

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I <3< everyone.

...you love less than everyone?

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