AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Tai. Which I totally over-exaggerated, but her whole "love life" seems to be having orgies.

http://www.c.urvy.org/?date=20080329

NSFW


also it's shit.

Its the kinda thing that you'd swear would be a comic made for children if it wasn't for all the badly drawn porn in it.



I mean, c'mon, its a comic about a a girl whose having trouble with college, then one day meets a girl with pure black skin from a dimension called Candy Land, where everything (including said girl) is made of candy. She then shows the girl around, gets her to act like a normal girl from the same dimension (which they call boring land) despite not even trying to hide the alien features, before getting chased by the Bad Guys Without Motive government agents, then going back to Candy Land to prevent said alien girl from being married off to the prince of a third dimension. Its even got a distinctly child's cartoon style about it.

At least, that accounts half of the comic. The other half is about the two girls having as much lesbian sex as possible between those incidents for no particular reason whatsoever. I mean they don't know who each other are but still want to bonk each other the day they meet. Oh yeah, and every female character has visible nipples.


I rate it 3.5 out of 4 on the LawnmowerToTheFace scale.

Curvy and QC? You guys have a very loose definition on what's considered "the worst."

I give you The Easy Breather.

Imagine that some naive person tried to make a webcomic encouraging children not to smoke. Imagine he did this by portraying smokers as evil human beings, and spelling "cigarrette" as "cigaret" every single time. Now imagine that the author made the comic in choppy 3d art, with completely random moments of nudity (none of them involving sex).

Enjoy!

We're really going by "the worst that was actually popular. To the point of affording proper other-site advertising". Just having regular "worst X ever" is rubbish, because you get stuff that's not even trying.



Oh, two more:
PokemonX. Its surprisingly popular, probably just by the 12-year-old dingbats like those always on XboxLive playing Halo and CoD. The comic itself is another one that you'd think, yes, it would be intended towards younger audiences with its regular explain-everything Pokemon-esque story but having the main character too dumb to even make it on Dumb And Dumber (seriously: one plot point was how he thought that having two weaknesses to the same type... apparently made the Pokemon near-immune to it. Its really badly written), but firmly sets its mark with a HUGE bunch of jokes about boobies. Which just about sums up the 12-year-old dingbats always on XboxLive playing Halo and CoD.

Anything by Jack Chick. Google it if you don't know who he is (although I presume you all do). He's the Jack Thompson of everything New Media, only a cartoonist instead of a lawyer. And talked far more bullcrap (at least Thompson never claimed that playing a game would cause kids to become Satan-worshipping kid-killing witch. NOT KIDDING). And worst of all is that he's INSANELY POPULAR!




Edit: Ah gods, Hammer! When you said there'd be Nudity I didn't think you meant "In the very first panel. With parents. Right in front of their child".
Although honestly, I would've said its all somebody pulling the leg, it just all seems far too ridiculous to be a real's persons honest thoughts; especially since smoking is such a fun topic to parody.
Edit sum moar: Roboticist William? And Daria Freeman? A leg-pull it is!

Plasma your posts are too long this cannot be.

Oh god I read Pokemon-X when I was 12 and I even joined the forums.

There's another Ruby/Sapphire sprite comic called Pebble Version. Same story as Pokemon-X but instead the characters just keep making not very funny fourth-wall jokes about the game mechanics.

...Sprite comics just make me depressed now.

Why are they even naked in the beginning that does not even make sense.

"Oh snap, Plasma's complaining about avatar size in a random thread! WE GOTTA PARODY THIS SHIT!"


I recommend a healthy dosage of 8-Bit Theatre, and a side-plate of Bob & George.

And don't forget about A Modest Destiny. Custom made sprites, like in Kid Radd.

I have never found a sprite comic that was good. :l

You're just not looking hard enough. =/

I'd rather not. They just aren't good.

What about 8-Bit Theater?

I could never get into it.