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Trickling could just be urine stuck in the urinary tract or something, if it's over after an hour it's probably nothing to worry about. Large amounts though could indicate kidney problems.

Madican does it really matter who they tell first about stuff? Is it really any of your business when, where, and how people express themselves on the forum when it comes to personal problems?

Guys don't make federal cases about everything please. People can post about shitting out or their faces and bleeding from their scalps as much as they want or tell whoever they want first or second or third. It's not a big deal. Not everyone immediately runs to a doctor at the first sign of a bodily problem and not everyone should. Cool your jets man.

i've told vax to see a doctor about that skin problem about a hundred times, and he still ain't gone

unhealthy to be that dark, man

I

I like to tan naked forever is all

Except it wasn't blood from a scalp, it was from an anus. And they posted here for advice after bodaciously soaking their hand with blood when they wiped. Minor issues yeah, but when it's stuff like that then this forum really should not be the first stop.

Something tells me that 'soaking' their hand in blood when they wiped was an exaggeration.

I mean, was this "oh lol my butt can't stretch that far there are a few flecks of blood" or "this is just like that scene in House where that guy's booty bleeds everywhere".

You tell me.

Okay yeah that's fucked up.

I wasn't referencing any other post besides this most recent one Madican. Those two other examples were hypothetical.

I just mean to say, yeah, maybe there are extreme cases where people should definitely be going to the hospital to get checked out, but if it's not an overly extreme thing, you don't need to make commentary about how you believe someone doesn't have their priorities straight by telling the internet about a random urinary anomaly. You shouldn't assume we're the first people to hear about this problem, and you shouldn't assume that everyone has direct and immediate access to a medical facility when they mention some weird thing that happened to them. The way you were commenting came off as you chastising them. I'm not saying you were, but that's what it looks like, ok? Not trying to make you out to be a bad guy, but just cool it in the future.

guys so i just sort of cut off my arm

then i guess i cut the other one off somehow

so now i'm typing with my dick


should i go see a doctor

I once sliced my finger open on one of the lids on those pull-tab soup cans. RIGHT ON THE CREASE where my finger bends, too. Middle finger of right hand. I was like 12 or so.

Mom was like "huurghhh blood everywhere emergency room time"

I was like "NO. "

So she wrapped some gauze around the HORRID WOUND and use some of those tongue depressor stick things to make a mini-splint and I was FINE.

The moral of this story: Soup cans are evil.

I once slipped with a craft knife and sliced the side of the tip of my index finger off - enough to give the finger an unnaturally tapered look.

I thought my finger was going to be misshapen forever after that, but get this - it grew back out!

I once got horribly frightened by a wasp when I was like, 9. Ran inside, slammed the sliding glass door shut as hard as I could, right on my index finger.

I ALMOST broke it.

I DID manage to cut it almost to the bone.



fuckin' hate wasps

apparently

Someone I used to know slipped and fell against their glass front door and smashed their hand through one of the panes.

they were in a lot of... pane.

Oh hey, I've done that before.