AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ahahahahahahaha

Oh god. Chris's facebook updated.

It's a completely reasonable and logical post about how Derpy Hooves deserves her own episode about tolerating people with mental disabilities. Now, I'm familiar with the way Chris's brain works, so it's incredibly obvious to me that he's only doing this because A) trolls made him do it and B) he thinks that an episode of tolerance will convince people to treat him the way he wants to be treated(as the king of the universe). But still, you've got to admit that he has a point.

Ultra, I swear you are some sort of phantom who pulls the strings that make Chris move.
And that's how you know everything.
headcanon

I find it funny how Chris seems to be equating cross-eye retardation with autism.

I'm thinking that the thing with Ultra and him knowing so much about Chris is like the twist of Shutter Island.

Also, Chris is returning to Fashion Square. With the sign. Something about how "the time is too great and these are quite grave desperate times". He's announced exactly when he'll be there (Saturdays, every two weeks, starting on the 28th) and he's encouraging photographs.

And he's refriended Jackie.

Edit: General opinion is that he's trying to set a trap. It's not like Chris to encourage others to photograph him.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh god I can't stop laughing.

Chris wasn't at the mall yesterday because he was banned earlier in the month. He was apparently at the mall a few days before April 5th, when the tryhard trolls started prank calling him. Chris decided that he'd give them a piece of his mind by yelling at them on the phone...in public. He was chased by the mallcops and now he's banned again.

He made the facebook post last week as part of a really retarded reverse-trolling plot. He apparently thinks that his trolls prank called the mall for no reason. Or went to the mall for no reason. Or argued with each other over the validity of the statement. He thinks this was a complete success. One out of three, anyway.

Oh, and he went to the CWCki forums and put like three dozen screencaps on his facebook. It's Chris riffing on all of the CWCki forum users, who are generally considered to be the lowest of the low when it comes to trolling Chris. Mainly since most of them are unabashed upstanding members of society and the bad kind of heretics.

This is just getting sadder and sadder, and it's hilarious.

Also the fake gay camp experience story he wrote for Trollin Train was fake. Apparently Chris thinks he fooled someone with it.

Oh, and then one guy claimed that he was fined $500 for trolling. Chris bought it and began to laugh manically about justice being served.

what's this gay camp? O.o

When Chris was trying to pose as a troll, he "admitted" to having a gay sexual experience at camp. Completely unprovoked, at that.

Oh, and now he's trying to defend Anna.



Y'know, I just realized that he's releasing facebook notes at more or less the same rate he used to release videos. Glad to see he's regaining some confidence.

That part where he mentioned his mother sounded creepy.

Really creepy.