1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Vrominelli · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 1:05 am

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR LINKING THAT SMUT!:p

ZenithOfChaos · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 1:06 am

JUST TRY AND STOP ME proletariats!!!

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Clyve wrote:

Mete wrote:

Hah, I just found the porn site that would be the first canditate should the slim chance ever happen that I would pay for porn.
Then I found out it was $35 a month, with $75/3 months being the best deal. And it wasn't a niche fetish site either. That has to be the most expensive porn site I've ever seen.

WHAT KIND OF PORN WAS IT?

WAS IT HIGH DEF?

DID THE ACTRESSES HAVE CAMERAS IN THEIR VAGINAS SO YOU COULD SEE THE WHOLE THING?

WHY IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?

The previews were surprisingly enough, very high def
But it was strapon related so much of the vaginas were replaced with artificial dicks

Exeres · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 1:57 am

ZenithOfChaos wrote:

It was the exceptionally classy type of porn, as seen in the following link:

OH, YOU NAUGHTY GIRL

Can you guess what I have popped, it is a boner.

Cori · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 1:30 pm

Scandalous~

Terraem · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 1:55 pm

I worked out today and I usually tend to take a shower right after. But today I sort of forgot because I did all kinds of stuff and now I can smell my own feet.

URGH.

Fauche · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 4:04 pm

If I wear my shoes all day and never take them off and walk around and stand a lot, by the end of the day my feet smell like very strong cheese.

Potato · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 9:25 pm

I have urinated 5 times in the past hour.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Why do you people immediately think of the Internet as the first place to inform people of this and not medical professionals? That's not normal, not good, make an appointment and get things checked out.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 9:32 pm

Not normal and not good?

Maybe he/she just drank a lot?

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

If you've been drinking a lot (at least as much as you've been peeing) it's probably no big deal. If not, or it persists, you might want to get that checked out. Keep hydrated in the mean time.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Five times in under an hour doesn't happen under normal circumstances even if you've had your mouth glued to the tap for the last five minutes. Something internal is wrong and needs to be checked out.

Mr. Mander · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 9:45 pm

Hold on, let's check amounts

LARGE quantities may be considered unacceptable, but if its just a few trickles now and then it may not be that concerning

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

I'd think trickles to be even worse because then there is no reason for the body to be wanting to urinate from tiny amounts. But yeah, volume would matter.

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 9:56 pm

I'd just figure Potato is exaggerating *shrug*

if not then yeah that'd be weird. Though I once knew some guys who made game out of trying to see how many times they could pee within a few minutes. Not sure how that game worked.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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