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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:26 pm 
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I saw a bald man stick his head up a vagoo once.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Syo I also saw that

Go ahead and weep on me it's ok

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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everyone must love the dragon dick as much as I do

It's like armor. For your dick!

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I never finish at my computer (unless it's accidental), I always go to the toilet


That must be one awkward pantless shuffle

I actually have my underwear on, and this only happens at night

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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What on earth did I eat that's making me exude toxic gas?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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The drain under our sink got clogged so we had to take a piece out and spray it with steaming hot water. Pieces of soap, dog shit (from cleaning the asses of our dogs) and who knows what else came flowing out.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Continued exposure to the Internet is slowly but surely making me into a bisexual. I don't find this too bad myself, but I'm worried what other people'd say if I told them what kinds of things I do on the computer.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I'm gonna throw a wild guess but
Does it once again have something to do with dicks?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Mete wrote:
I'm gonna throw a wild guess but
Does it once again have something to do with dicks?

I did read the ten past pages of the thread, yes
And the answer is yes in the sense that Great Handsome Oppressor layed out in one of his posts
In the sense of dragon dildos, no

I just don't think I'm too far off of finding males in general attractive. Not to mention some other sexuality-related things becoming more and more pronounced, like my submissiveness fetish. Though I guess this is standard fare now that I frequent /v/ myself. :T


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Xylitol wrote:
Mete wrote:
I'm gonna throw a wild guess but
Does it once again have something to do with dicks?

I did read the ten past pages of the thread, yes
And the answer is yes in the sense that Great Handsome Oppressor layed out in one of his posts
In the sense of dragon dildos, no

What'd I say again?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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one time i saw a gif of a man golf putting a golf ball into a woman's vagina like the whole daisies thing in one go

it was the worst and best thing i have ever seen


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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A golf ball? That's not much bigger than a big dildo is it? I saw someone knock a golfball with a club in a girl's gaping anus once though.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
What'd I say again?

I was trying to avoid looking for the exact post again through those ten pages, but it's this one
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Actually, it seems like lots of straight men are sexually aroused by penises. For example, straight men are aroused by women with penises, or penises in straight porn. It's part of what they focus on, consciously or not. They don't find it attractive, but it's arousing to them.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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A golf ball? That's not much bigger than a big dildo is it? I saw someone knock a golfball with a club in a girl's gaping anus once though.


that's what i meant! it was just a really long time since i've seen it and it wasn't like i was paying attention...

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