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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:37 pm 
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It's more of an effort to clean it off of other stuff than off of yourself.

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Guys, you could like, you know, use your hand to prevent places from getting messy

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Anyway, that's why tissues were invented.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:23 pm 
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Nefarious Bear wrote:
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Anyway, that's why tissues were invented.

This.

Throw away some tissues, do a minute or so of cleanup on-site, and done.

Semen is nasty, tbh.

Worst masturbation experiences are when I accidentally squirt on myself. asdslkgjfsg.


Oh god if I ever squirted on my desk, I don't think I would ever be able to look at that spot the same way ever again.

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Mete
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I never finish at my computer (unless it's accidental), I always go to the toilet

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Spoiler itoh noes what have i done

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Clyve.
It's the TMI thread.
This is like, your domain.

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Dr. Glocktor
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Mete wrote:
I never finish at my computer (unless it's accidental), I always go to the toilet


That must be one awkward pantless shuffle

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Sol Reaper
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Mete wrote:
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That must be one awkward pantless shuffle


Nah man he's so fly that he has a toilet in his room

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Superior Bacon
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oh my god double fisting

oh my god how is that possible

one in the butt and one in the vag and how is she not dead

oh my god

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Gryewolf
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How deep.
Just wrists, or are we talking elbows?

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Superior Bacon
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wrists

but still ow fisting ow double fisting

and double vaginal penetration HOW ARE THESE THINGFS POSSIBLE

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oh my god double fisting

oh my god how is that possible

one in the butt and one in the vag and how is she not dead

oh my god


Given time and gently pushing beyond normal limits, humans are incredibly stretchable.

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Gryewolf
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Especially the vagina and anus.
You have to poop babies out of there, and baby shaped objects out of the other one.

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