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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:19 am 
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OH JOY!

This takes me all the way back to my schoolyard days.

The guys would all start talking about what they found attractive - and then inevitably they would ask me what I found attractive and to avoid suspicion I would have to blurt something out like "Oh yeah, breasts are great!"

HAPPY DAYS!


God I hated school.

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 Post subject: GET WELL SOON!
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Crisp! Noooooooo!

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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But DND tiddies are great

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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But DND tiddies are great

Honestly I don't find individual components attractive.

The whole body needs to be in balance for me to have any kind of interest in it.

Of course my idea of a balanced body involves all kinds of non-humanoid components such as a tail and cybernetics.

The eyes and skin colour are really important too.

The eyes are probably the most important thing.

Blargh!

Makes you want to vomit, huh?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Imagine

boob eyes

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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No. Don't.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Please. Don't.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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No, I can feel ya on the "as a whole" thing. I tend to find eyes the most beautiful part of a woman as well.

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i have a thing for the back of the knee

did you have that before or after watching amagami

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 Post subject: That was EXACTLY what I was going to type!
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Sol get out of my head and stop posting my thoughts as your own!

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Ame no Akai wrote:
i have a thing for the back of the knee

That's where the secret fourth hole is.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
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boob eyes


Is that tiddies where the eyes go or eyes on tiddies?

"Excuse me, my eyes are down here."

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Shaddelicious wrote:
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boob eyes

Is that tiddies where the eyes go or eyes on tiddies?

"Excuse me, my eyes are down here."

Not quite what Le Great Handsome Oppressor said but:

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Yep. Abdominal eyes.

This is an actual character from a comic series called 'Gold Digger'; Her name is Madrid.

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Speaking of things people find attractive, anyone who's been to /v/ for more than 10 minutes knows about the daily trap threads. It's humorous to read all the excuses people come up with to prove that you can be totally straight while still liking traps. Stuff like "I only like dicks, I'm not interested in men", "I like the feminine features traps have so I'm straight" and my recent favorite "I ONLY like feminine dicks".

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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How is a dick feminine?
Does it wear a bow or something?

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