AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You crouch, preparing a Flamiing scythe, He sees you trying somethinng and smirks. Just before he gets in range of your kick he leaps over you. You follow him with your eyes but are blinded by the lights on the ceiling. Throwing caution tothe wind you perform your flaming scythe anyways. You feel your flaming boot connect in mid air and land just before his body hits the floor with a satisfying whoomp.
You crack your neck twice,the pops echoing in the cavern.

"Had enough, lad, or is there some fight left in ye?" You say with your thick Irish brogue.

He just kinda lays there for a second before he replies.

"No.."
He breathes heavily.
"I'm fairly certain you kicked my booty."

How do you proceed?

I let out a hearty guffaw. "C'mon, that's the oldest trick in th' book. Ye gotta be a bi' more creative ta catch me off guard." I say, taking the momentary pause to adjust my ponytail. I punch into each hand with the other, small sparks of electricity arcing off as I do so. "Your move."

(I haven't missed my turn again have I?)

No, my turn is just taking forever. :B

Jeez I gotta keep invoking my reaper powers to resurrect this don't I?

"Dammit, Ashley! Stop Walking into bear traps! I don't want to waste my pistol ammo or my herbs!"

He struggles to his feet.
"haha, no I think I'm done now. You've bested me irishman, you have my respect, but don't feel too proud for defeating a blind man."
He says with a smirk.

Vance dusts off his knuckles and takes a less aggressive posture, folding his arms. "So, are you gonna tell me what this is about, then?" he asks, picking up his false American accent again.

He undoes the red band, finally revealing his eyes. His eyes are completely blank, nothing but a ghastly shade of white.

S.I.N. took my eyes years ago during the early stages of the BLECE Project. Found out about you and the others sometime ago. I tracked you here once you caught wind of S.I.N."
He begins pacing around the cavern.
"I saw your chopper and followed you into these caves."
He makes his way to the opening you came from.
"I for one am done here. The echoes in here mess me up. Oh, one more thing."
he picks a rock from the ground and flings it into the ceiling. There's a nasty sort of SPLECH and a trio of massive grubs hit the floor, each one glowing a faint bioluminescent blue.
"There's millions of these things throughout the caves. They're not dangerous as far as I know, just disgusting."

Any parting words?

Vance just listens solemnly to the blind man. So he had found another like him. He opens his mouth to talk, but feel it best if he left the man be. However, he nods at the man's caution and gives a small word of thanks before turning and heading further in.

Seems that this thread needs another kick in the pants.

Right in the skujeelies.

I'll fuck the life back into it if it needs it.

LIVE, daisies YOU!
LIVE!

Dammit Blitz you're always abandoning us. If this isn't picked back up in the next couple of days I'm going to start my own Awkward Warriors RP.

Or even pick this one back up with my own plans.