AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If/When Chris goes to jail for a few months, I shope people start saying he lost his virginity to a big black cell mate.
Even though I don't think he's going to buttrape prison.

I think we've already gone over how prison rape isn't something to wish on someone.

I didn't say I wished it on him.

As far as I'm concerned, he lost it to a tranny hooker who then dug up Patti.

Now, Chris spent most of early October 2009 alternating between drawing new pages and making various video threats to Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays. And by video threats, he kept yelling at Clyde to come to his house so he could beat him up.



Clyde/Gregg made a video response that went something like "Pshhh, you aren't so scary. Get back to me once you can break wood." The wood bit, of course, was a reference to the sign destruction video where Chris tried and failed to snap the picket sticks. Chris responded with this memorable video:



After this video, his PSEye began to glitch due to repeated abuse. Every subsequent video he made with his PSEye was fraught with audio skips and one didn't even have any sound.

It is also around this time that Chris began to purchase sports bras. Earlier videos suggest that he'd been experimenting with ways to contain his rapidly expanding bosom. As a result, all videos past this point involve significantly less mantits. Chris was not aware that we knew about the bras for an extremely long period of time.

Of course, this all ceased to matter on the 15th of October, when Liquid returned to the scene with one of his best videos.



Chris promptly tried to pretend that this didn't rustle his jimmies, and tried to continue his crusade against Clyde.



It didn't last.

Haha, some butthurt mod sent me a warning when I said that.

And I love those videos of Chris sounding like Max Headroom. He should have filled ALL his videos like that.

"Jul-Jul-l-lay-ay-ay!"

Oh man a mod sent you a warning when you said it would be funny if someone were raped? lol wat a fag

No need to be a condescending prick to everyone, SPAM.

Let me recap:
- Brainhorn insults mod
- spam insults Brainhorn
- Nebearious insults spam

What are we hoping to accomplish here?

Everyone insulting each-other, it's the anti-Reddit.

is it 4chan then?

It's like a beautiful insult-centipede.

Centipede has become a word I automatically connect to human.

Stop it or get banned.

I think I should also mention that someone at /cwc/ bought the domain for mylittleponyfriendshipismagic.com

The site consists of the video where Chris humps a blowup doll while making MLP references.

The heretics found out and they're mad about it for some reason. One of them tried to raid /cwc/ by posting pony porn and another tried to prank call the admin. It was quite possibly the lamest prank call I've ever heard(ten seconds of a heretic blowing into the phone). And that includes this one.

The production values are pretty low, but I thought this was funny.
I'd play it.