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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:54 am 
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Here is some advice to help you all through life

Masturbate before making big decisions.

It'll clear your head and chances are if you still wanna do what you wanted to do then it's probably a good idea

Don't do it when the dude at the register is like "do you want fries with that" cus you'll get arrested

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Why is this too big for a quote.

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Amen.

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Wait since when has Bacon really been a dudely dude?

I thought she was still a chick. :psyduck:

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Welcome to last month.
Bacon has been a he for quite some time.

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I've been rocking the dudeliness for like 9 months now

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DIARRHEA IS LIKE A STORM, RAGING INSIDE YOU

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BEND OVER AND UNLEASH THE MIGHT OF THOR.

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I just took a really disgusting dump but that isn't the problem

THe problem is that when I flushed the toilet started overflowing and I was like "SWEET JESUS NO"

Luckily I acted fast and got it fixed in time or else it would have been the single worst day of my life

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DOOMSDAY April 21st, 2012.

The Day Mander Pooped

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Scoot's cooking once gave me diarrhea for ten days straight

It's funny because he wants to be a chef

it was actually my fault because I ate like a pound of fucking meatsauce and I don't eat any meat except for fish anymore so my body was just like NOPE

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yeah i'm a dudely dude now

also that post is good and i wish i could use it on someone

forever alone etc etc


oh god the confusion

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naw man just call me he and stuff and it'll be smooth sailing

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I always thought the gender of Bacon was "D"

For delicious

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naw man just call me he and stuff and it'll be smooth sailing

If you call me Betty can I call you Al
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