AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Sun Aug 24, 2025 7:36 pm

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Tomfoolery » General Shenanigans

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 1345 of 1417
  [ 21251 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1342, 1343, 1344, 1345, 1346, 1347, 1348 ... 1417  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Nachalnik
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:34 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm
Posts: 10836
Coriserai wrote:
That would mean, like, a really severe underbite or something.


yes, this. i meant this.
Top
 Profile  
 
FatOldRobot
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:52 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:37 pm
Posts: 4080
Location: chair force
But how can your underbite be that bad?
I have underbite severe enough to force me to get surgery if I don't want to spend the rest of my life with pain, and no such troubles have presented themself for me.
Top
 Profile  
 
Exeres
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:42 pm 
Offline
Master of Puppets
User avatar

Joined: Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:11 pm
Posts: 23439
Location: i'm the only hell mama ever raised
I won't go into any details, but you know those pimples that get so big they're almost spherical and popping them is like making a volcano explode? I recently resolved that situation in a particularly annoying and painful area on my body.

_________________
Quote:
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

Image

Top
 Profile  
 
Komodoensis
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:48 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:56 pm
Posts: 3868
Location: Gentlemen.
I haven't jerked it in a few days, due to just, forgetting, I guess.

And now I feel like I cannot successfully masturbate.
I've forgotten how to jerk it.

; ;

_________________
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
creakyAccordion
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:16 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:12 pm
Posts: 2985
Location: argh
Bacon just reblogged this post about the best way to eat out a girl on his tumblr. BIGGEST BONER

_________________
Great Job!

3DS Friend Code is 4742-5561-2615. If you add me send me a PM so I can add you back c:

Top
 Profile  
 
Nachalnik
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:05 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm
Posts: 10836
spat out a lot of blood last night after i brushed my teeth
Top
 Profile  
 
Syobon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:02 pm 
Offline
+4 to defense
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am
Posts: 15027
Protip: sleep deprivation and a double dose of cough syrup don't mix well. I'm feeling quite woozy. At least my cough is gone.
Top
 Profile  
 
Valbrandur
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:58 pm 
Offline
Punthusiast
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 05, 2010 4:27 pm
Posts: 12668
Location: Iceland
I wish I could reprogram my booty so I could feel the need to shit during the day, not during the night.
Top
 Profile  
 
Potato
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:56 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:47 pm
Posts: 731
Location: bakabakabaka
What. Why is there lingerie in my brother's laundry hamper.

EDIT: Never mind, it's my sister's.
I still find this very disturbing

_________________
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
Madican
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:23 pm 
Offline
No face
User avatar

Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm
Posts: 13531
Dammit balls why do you have to start randomly hurting?

_________________
Stuff goes here later.

Top
 Profile  
 
Lotharu
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:26 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:59 am
Posts: 3870
Location: Charicific Valley Natural Reserve
Someone in an alternate universe just kicked you in the balls so hard you're feeling it in this universe.

_________________
Tatzel wrote:
It really feels like that clementine embodies your life Loth.

Top
 Profile  
 
Crushter
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:34 am 
Offline
patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:34 am
Posts: 3694
Location: Sheol
Potato wrote:
What. Why is there lingerie in my brother's laundry hamper.

EDIT: Never mind, it's my sister's.
I still find this very disturbing



He's batin with em.
Top
 Profile  
 
iamthelordhitman
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:58 am 
Offline
Sir Lurksalot
User avatar

Joined: Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:37 am
Posts: 5867
Location: I'm probably somewhere that you aren't, but you think I'm there, but you're not sure.
creakyAccordion wrote:
Bacon just reblogged this post about the best way to eat out a girl on his tumblr. BIGGEST BONER


bacons a chick, just a heads up

_________________
Image
this is my tf2 shit

Mr. Torgue wrote:
OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.

3DS FC: 3625-8484-5988

Top
 Profile  
 
Vax
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:12 am 
Offline
who
User avatar

Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:14 pm
Posts: 6721
Location: Santa Destroy
Not for a while now brah

_________________
Or, y'know, whatever.

Top
 Profile  
 
Superior Bacon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:16 am 
Offline
Most Important Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:57 am
Posts: 16573
Location: alcoholism, oregon
yeah i'm a dudely dude now

also that post is good and i wish i could use it on someone

forever alone etc etc

_________________
Quote:
[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

Image

Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 1345 of 1417
  [ 21251 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1342, 1343, 1344, 1345, 1346, 1347, 1348 ... 1417  Next

Board index » Tomfoolery » General Shenanigans

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 23 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group