AWKWARD ZOMBIE

granted but its only 25 cents


I wish the day was longer.

edit:argh i got beat to it DX

Granted. It never ends.
You're caught in today-- FOREVER.

I wish I wasn't so rustled off/annoyed/stressed at everyone all the time, while still having the capacity for a full range of human emotions.

Granted but now your a prostitute (Idontreallyknow)


I wish i didnt feel so sick.

Granted, I take the baggage and die of stress. You sick fuck.

I wish I could relax.

Granted, but then your house then falls apart and now your homeless.
I wish I could fly.

Granted but you sprout wings that are made of delicious candy and they get eaten by rabid fat kids.


I wish i wish i was a fish.

Granted, but a bigger fish eats you.
I wish I were immortal.

Granted, AM makes certain that you suffer eternally, and can not do yourself in. He doesn't want you ram fullspeed into a computer bank and smash your skull, or cut your throat on a rusted sheet of metal, or hold your breath til you faint. He left your mind intact, you can dream, you can wonder, you can lament. Simply, he has taken his revenge. You have no mouth, and you must scream.
I wish I knew 5 new languages.

wow thats ....something anyway


Granted but nobody else knows the languages.

I wish someone would take me to funkytown

Granted, but you get kicked out for not being funky enough.

I wish El_tortuga's sig wasn't so cool-looking.

Granted. He replaces it with a picture of Micky Mouse.

I wish I would stop getting a cold every time the season changes.

Granted, you get my ability for MASSIVE ALLERGIES.

I wish I didn't have to work at aquatheatre again tomorrow.

Granted, you now work at a pyrotheatre starting tomorrow.

I wish my stummy didn't hurt.

(actually, a pyrotheatre sounds cool.)

Granted, now your blood hurts.

I wish I had TF2 for the computer.

(actually it isn't that cool, it is quite hot in there)
MY BLOOD! D8

Granted, but now you have to wait days for all the updates to load on your computer and the sheer size of TF2 will crash your computer forever.

I wish my loptop would stop bugging out whenever I played TF2 on it.