AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted but she eats you :T ....sorry


I wish for a magical leoplurodan to take me on a magical adventure through the valley of Oxymorons.

Granted she now thinks of the most creative and original things to post, but she becomes illiterate.



I wish I can find an appropriate signature for my name.

Excuse me sir but i was here first. :T

She already was illiterate! D: kinda

Also, granted. However, it's too big so Star and the gang yell at you for a while.



I wish i had gotten a B in my stupid COntemporary family class instead of a C. D:

Granted but you get a D in every other class.

I wish that the next person makes a wish for me.

Granted, but I wish that the world would implode.

Granted, but my story comes true and you have to wear a kilt on windy days on another planet.

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I wish for a propeller beanie.

Granted, but you can't take it off. Also, it's colored as a rainbow.

i wish for more mints

Granted, but they explode in your mouth.

I wish I could be in Missouri NOW.

granted, but you have no way of going back.

I wish I knew what to make for lunch.

Granted but a gnome steals all the ingredients you needed.

I wish i could get out of the house.

Granted but now you can't get back into the house.

I wish that Sharpie markers really were permenant.

Granted but right after testing it a mafia man comes to your house and points a gun to your head saying "Dry that sharpie or you'll die"After 20 minutes of frantic scribing he gets bored and shoots you.



I wish what I just said made any sense.

Granted but everything that you said start to happens a lot in the real word, so it makes a lot of sense now.

I wish for new subjects.