Story time!

ShadowGuy · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 5:28 am

So, how about AZ make a story? Add a new sentence to the story with each post and just see where it goes. proletariats may want to keep a constant eye on this thread incase it gets out of hand. Anyway...

I'll start: Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 5:30 am

Everyone died. The end.

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 5:32 am

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

ShadowGuy · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 5:35 am

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 5:37 am

I would like to suggest that this does not continue inside a quote, because at this rate it'll be horrible long by the end of the first page.

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 5:41 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:

I would like to suggest that this does not continue inside a quote, because at this rate it'll be horrible long by the end of the first page.

Keeping it inside a quote makes it possible for people to comment outside of the story.

We could end a quote when it is a complete 'chapter' and then begin a new chain.

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.

The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.

The next person should probably decide what the object is.

Komodoensis · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 6:57 am

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.

The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.

The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.

I like this idea. This is pretty neat. :U

Lordy · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 7:29 am

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.

The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.

The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.

Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 7:59 am

Most endless story games I come across have a "post the next line" format rather than "quote and add on, but...

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.

The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.

The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.

Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.

it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 8:15 am

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.

The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.

The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.

Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.

it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.
" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"

Fatehehhhh · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 8:35 am

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.

The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.

The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.

Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.

it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.
" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"

As the plains and its inhabitants were deafened by the stunning smash of mammoth feet parading towards their master, the man uttered a hurried "Told ye. Gettem gurl!" and shuffles into his house.

Komodoensis · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 9:30 am

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.

The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.

The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.

Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.

it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.
" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"

As the plains and its inhabitants were deafened by the stunning smash of mammoth feet parading towards their master, the man uttered a hurried "Told ye. Gettem gurl!" and shuffles into his house.

The mammoth let out a deafening bellow at the man, knocking him on his booty, and then grabbing the can of large biscuits with its trunk.

Supaaku · **Joined:** Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:14 am **Posts:** 1215

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.

The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.

The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.

Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.

it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.
" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"

As the plains and its inhabitants were deafened by the stunning smash of mammoth feet parading towards their master, the man uttered a hurried "Told ye. Gettem gurl!" and shuffles into his house.

The mammoth let out a deafening bellow at the man, knocking him on his booty, and then grabbing the can of large biscuits with its trunk.

The Kettlepotamus was boiling with anger.

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 10:38 am

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.

The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.

The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.

Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.

it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.

" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"

As the plains and its inhabitants were deafened by the stunning smash of mammoth feet parading towards their master, the man uttered a hurried "Told ye. Gettem gurl!" and shuffles into his house.

The mammoth let out a deafening bellow at the man, knocking him on his booty, and then grabbing the can of large biscuits with its trunk.

The Kettlepotamus was boiling with anger.

A deafening whistle echoed across the town from Kettlepotamus as it prepared to strife, Absconding will not be an option in this heated battle

ShadowGuy · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 2:09 am

Quote:

Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.

Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.

Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.

The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.

The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.

Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.

it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.

" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"

As the plains and its inhabitants were deafened by the stunning smash of mammoth feet parading towards their master, the man uttered a hurried "Told ye. Gettem gurl!" and shuffles into his house.

The mammoth let out a deafening bellow at the man, knocking him on his booty, and then grabbing the can of large biscuits with its trunk.

The Kettlepotamus was boiling with anger.

A deafening whistle echoed across the town from Kettlepotamus as it prepared to strife, Absconding will not be an option in this heated battle.

The Kettlepotamus charged at full speed towards the mammoth, attempting to take-down the monstrous beast with a single blow.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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