AWKWARD ZOMBIE

the infection on my finger is getting worse

the spots have become red and keep spilting open

it keeps making me want to cry but nobody will take me seriously

There was a big zit on my lower lip. I managed to get the core out but it's still swollen and bothering me.

Theirs a zit on my leg thats all red and hurts to squeeze.

Wait, its gone.

Still, the thing was irritating

soak it in saltwater as long as you are able to

if you have sea salt it's better for you but any kind of salt will do i think

My period tryed to trick me into thinking its over.

My vagina has a conspiracy against me it just wants to make all of my panties dirty

BUT I DID NOT FALL FOR IT OH NO

you are a terrible trickster you cannot decive me

A leet page get for a leet trickster

i'm so hungry but the more i eat the sicker i get

what am i doing wrong

I think my butt has a tear. It's sore as hell and I have no way to fix this. Been like this for about 3 days. Thinking I should just sit on an ice pack constantly, though I'm not sure that'd work. >.<

Also, after a visit to the doctor's, I've been told to take birth control pills on top of my implant in order to try and somewhat regulate my cycle. I'm hoping this kind of makes my moodswings stop; they're getting silly now.

I have to pee but the waters not working.
Time to share a tree with my dog.

if you tore your butt see a doctor

butt tears are bad

My butt has been crying as of late.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Take hardboiled egg, sliced turkey, avocado, mustard, and pita bread and combine with Crystal Lite orange drink in a stomach. Let percolate for several minutes, bend over, and unleash the fury of Thor.

Oh man is that the secret to toxic farts.

You might even say... it makes butts..... tear up...