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 Post subject: Man tries to circumcise self
PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:07 pm 
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529 ... latestnews

Having so much mental pain right now.

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I'M GLAD I'M NOT A JEWISH MAN.

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It was a drunk kid.

With nail clippers.

COVERED BY FOX FUCKING NEWS

Go take a nap, yoshi.


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AND HUMANITY TAKES ANOTHER STEP BACKWARD.

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Hey! Hey guys! One time, I was watching a guy, and he fell over, and he hit his head! OMIGOSH ISNT THAT FUNNAY?!

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I dare you to try explain why you said that without sounding like a bigot or ignorant.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
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"Well, that's how he did it!"


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Plasma wrote:
Hey! Hey guys! One time, I was watching a guy, and he fell over, and he hit his head! OMIGOSH ISNT THAT FUNNAY?!

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I dare you to try explain why you said that without sounding like a bigot or ignorant.

For 200 points.


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 Post subject: OUCH.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:39 am 
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I can't help but think that he already WAS circumcised when he did that.

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