AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Describe your own personal Plan Z.

You have found yourself homeless, living on the streets of [insert name of nearest large city here]. You have no cheddar and no place to go. All you have is the clothes on your back.

How would you survive? Would you steal for a living, beg on the side of the street? Or just lie down and wait for death to overcome you?

NOTE: You can have numerous Plan Zs if you are too indecisive *WONK* to choose.

My Plan Zs:

1: Find a talent (juggling, for example), exploit it, become a street performer. Street performers always make more cheddar than people who merely ask for spare change.

2: Go into a store. Break the most expensive thing there. "Hey, you break it, you buy it!" No cheddar, so offer to work to pay off new debt. Manager thinks "hey, things are much easier around here with this new guy doing all that menial labor! Maybe I should hire him full-time!"

3: Turn myself in to cops for a crime I did not commit. Go to prison. Steady food source for the next few months/years. Repeat.



Unfortunately I neither have the steady hand nor the lack of conscience needed to be a thief.

Yeah that's probably what I'd do.

Mine would be to become a man-whore.
Za would be: become a man-whore to female members of the AZ forums.
Zb would be: become a man-whore to male members of the AZ forums.

after that I'd be out of plans...

I'd roam the land and become a vagabond, not tied down anywhere and going where my heart desires. I'd occasionally "pick up" a few things (and by that I mean steal), but other than that I'd just walk the world. In my journeys I would pick up some skills and then I'd use these skills to make a small living, but ultimately the freedom of the road would beckon to me again and I would follow.

You know there is actually an entire city of homeless people living in the sewers of Vegas.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2651937/The-people-living-in-drains-below-Las-Vegas.html

Dammit Wordsmith

It's funny because they live where the sun doesn't shine.

Proceed into a nature area and live as a "evil witch" in the forest.

gain fame as said witch

???

profit

1. Find the library and use it to locate the nearest homeless center.

2. Gain shelter and three meals a day, proceed with job hunting until employed.

Learn how to fly.

Engage an overly complicated and insanely prepared plot to steal the family inheritance.

I keep seeing this title and thinking it's a plan for zombies.

The problem with homeless shelters is that they are notorious for being dangerous.

Thats why all homeless people dont live there.

Only dangerous if you have something worth taking. And it's better than the streets. During the day I'd be out applying for welfare, employment, etc.