AWKWARD ZOMBIE

And ED-E because he is so goddamned adorable <3

Those are actually spine-covered eggs it's shooting at you. It's trying to implant you with its young so they can burrow through you, eating you from the inside out.

SOUNDS LIKE MY LAST WIFE

but no seriously, what the fuck

that sounds kind of gross

also i have not been feeling well but the screenshots are all on imageshack so hopefully i'll update tomorrow or friday

Well, get better soon.
We need you to fuck the brains out of the Mojave.

It's basically blackjack, with an added layer. And if you are making THOSE caps, you clearly aren't doing it right. Frankly, my caps don't hit the table for less than 500 caps, MINIMUM.

Well after that horrifyingly depressing game I ask him what his general plan of action is.



Cheaper booze and cheddar?

Just throw in a 10 inch dick and I'll take them on by my own daisies self.





I asked him about how he rustled the Powder Ganger's jimmies in the first place, but it wasn't that spectacular of a story.

Now that I know about what happened how the hell are we going to kill these guys?




That bitch? I think if it was just be we'd be okay, considering I took a bullet point-blank to the skull and lived. But whatever, maybe my adamantium bones were just temporary.



Fine jeez let's get this show on the road.

I guess I should change into something more, eh, protective



God my booty is huge.



God every time I walk in here I have an overwhelming feeling of shame and despair.

Hey Sunny help me take down a gang of heavily armed thugs.



Well that was fortuitous.



Well okay. But if it's just you, Ringo and I we'll probably be killed, so suggestions on how we don't die?





All right let's do have some AIMLESS CHATTER.




Essentially I just said "hey help me and some people kill these dudes" so I was really surprised when she said yes.



I just created my own small army by having a big booty and saying bullshit.



Oh sweet I leveled up somehow?



Seems good.



Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

All right, time to talk to Easy Pete, who is, contrary to popular belief, NOT easy and unable to fuck.

Whether that's a good or bad thing remains unknown.



Well fuck you too.



It's dynamite. I'm not a two year old who's gonna wave it around like a roman candle!



Man if I just showed him my booty I wonder if he would give me the stuff for free.



If we all die you won't have any customers. I mean seriously it's basic goddamn economics.




So you'll stand out there while we all defend this shitty town from criminals? Your town pride is severely lacking.

Then again there's nothing to be proud of in this town.



Great, 2 for 4, one left.




At least you have an excuse better than Chet's generally awfulness.



Better get back to Sunny.



Oh, is this broken? I've always been good at fixing things, maybe I could fix it for yo-



Oh I just...stole it.

He's not...shooting me so, maybe I can take some other stuff?

~Ten minutes of stealing later~



Well sorry I just took all your medical supplies. Guess everybody you have to treat will die now.



Better get some rest before I brutally murder a gang of criminals.



Maybe I could just sneak into a house and sleep?

Oh, maybe Doc Mitchell would let me sleep in his bed?



Goddammit.



Some



Bullshit



Later



I think I can see a bed in there. Hopefully sleeping in a rusty, rotted RV won't give me tetanus.



Awesome. Better rest up for some killin'.



I had a dream everybody wanted my booty.

Not far off from reality.



Well whatever. I better tell Ringo I'm ready.

Ughhh I'm still mad he beat me at that bullshit game.



I almost want to throw you to the raiders.



Perhaps my booty could bounce off all the bullets that are shot at me.



LET'S DO THIS.



Goddammit Sunny you ruined the cool exit I was going to do.

Well whatever. How many are there?



Six of them? That's not that bad.

Okay let's try this again.



LET'S DO THIS.

Fuck yeah Sturdy Caravan Shotgun.

Ummmmm....
Sorry for the double post, but is this happening, or did you die of syphilis?

nobody was responding so i got disheartened

i might update if i get more responses because i just feel like i'm talking to wind right now

Well, the wind is responding.
You are probably one of the funniest people I have ever seen on the internet.
"Chesty La Rue" has become one of my role models.

Fucking every guy out there without a care in the world.
What a great way to live.

how far up are you in the game? i'm just in new vegas now, my character is a bit like yours. Anyway, i wanna see how you fared against those thugs!

ah, sorry for not responding then!
i have really been enjoying this so far. i would very much like to see you continue.

For Chesty LaRue you seem to be more focused on your booty.

Assy LaRue doesn't roll off the tongue as well.