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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:21 am 
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I don't even know. I guess it's because there's hair follicles there, and if they got infected or something...

Still. Eurgh. It hurt.
Good lord, I thought you meant you got a zit in your actual vagina. The labia's a different thing entirely.

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IO yeah that's def a UTI

Don''t worry though, it's easily and quickly treated. Talk to your doctor and you can get some meds for it.

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not sure if i can convince my mom to let me go to the doctor

last time i had a semi-serious medical issue(multiple cavities, a black spot on a tooth, and mouth pain) she said to suck it up because she doesn't want to pay for my medical care. i still havent seen a dentist...

shell probably tell me the same thing

what happens if it goes untreated and i just diet carefully for a while?

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http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_will_hap ... ver_a_year

Potentially severe internal damage for a start.

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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
not sure if i can convince my mom to let me go to the doctor

last time i had a semi-serious medical issue(multiple cavities, a black spot on a tooth, and mouth pain) she said to suck it up because she doesn't want to pay for my medical care. i still havent seen a dentist...

shell probably tell me the same thing

what happens if it goes untreated and i just diet carefully for a while?



My god.
Thats just...

horrible.

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The mating ritual of the sloth, including foreplay, takes place and finishes within 5 seconds.

Poor Riku.
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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
not sure if i can convince my mom to let me go to the doctor

last time i had a semi-serious medical issue(multiple cavities, a black spot on a tooth, and mouth pain) she said to suck it up because she doesn't want to pay for my medical care. i still havent seen a dentist...

shell probably tell me the same thing

what happens if it goes untreated and i just diet carefully for a while?

If it's actually a UTI, it'll continue to get worse, spread to your kidneys, and kill you.

Your mom is fucking crazy

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my doctor gave me these pills (vicodin???) to help ease the pain after my surgery; one of the side effects is that they constipate you

i lost three pounds

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it was horrible

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keep doing that and you'll be beautiful like those 100lb models

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I'm curious why people want to be with those super models.

Why not just date a skeleton instead, all of the beauty, none of the hassle


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Valbrandur wrote:
Why not just date a skeleton instead

All of the beauty, none of the hassle


The wine and dine goes right through them.

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Well, it wouldn't look as bad as when it comes out of the models though.
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Valbrandur wrote:
I'm curious why people want to be with those super models.

Why not just date a skeleton instead, all of the beauty, none of the hassle

Sometimes people are skinny and sometimes people like that

Don't go hatin on skinny people and don't go hatin on people's tastes mang

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