AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Bitch to remove too. Try salt or fire and they might vomit into the wound they made for fun times infection.

The safest thing to do is to let them feed off of your delicious life juices until they're ready to detach on their own.

I'm not sure if it was my survival instincts that took over, but my immediate reaction was "Run to the ocean nearby and rub them off with the sand and water".
It worked beautifully. Thankfully, I had no infections. I think I managed to get to them before they had a chance to really bite into me :U

ohgodleeches aughghahghasgugh

And this is why Mander doesn't swim in anything thats not a pool

man what are you some kinda GIRLY NON AMERICAN MAN

real thug lyfe is wading through a pool of piranhas gene-spliced with leeches and have the biting power of a great white

all while naked

As the leech grasped on to him, he started to panic. It sank its tiny, needle point teeth into him, causing pain, but also, pleasure. The man assessed this realization when suddenly the leech started sucking.

DAT AIN'T THUGGING LYFE SHOOLIS

YOU CAN TAKE THE LYFE OUT OF THUG

BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE THUG OUT OF LYFE

I'm sorry I just wanted to appeal to the blood-sucking fetishists in the audience

Or maybe the leech fetish... What even is a leech anyway. Is it a bug or arthropod or what

It's an Annelida or "ringed worm", so it's most closely related to earth worms.

I'm getting flashbacks from /v/'s Liara threads that always turned into threads about Balloon Tali and bug girls

Shoolis, leeches don't cause pain when they bite. They release anaesthetics, so the animal doesn't realize they're on them. YOU FAIL BIOLOGY FOREVER!

YOU FAIL AT MAKING ME GIVE A SHIT

I am going to devise an evil plan to trick you into a labyrinth like mansion with tons of mechanical booby traps designed to just barely kill you. The last trap will force you through a body of murky water to get to freedom. The water will be filled with leeches, but you won't expect that because you don't give a shit about leech biology and can't notice them chowing down. Then, as you gasp for air, bleeding to death at the edge of the pool, I will stand over your pre-mortum self and laugh. THEN YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL ALL SEE!

Also, what's the deal with gorn?

Well you see you make a mini cannon out of bamboo and diamonds

Then you change your middle name to Tyberius.

And that is how gorn