AWKWARD ZOMBIE

personally i don't like ice cubes in that way

i could kind of imagine music in that situation tho

If I could get that stupid batman ice cube tray it'd be fun times.

I still have nail varnish on my toes from when I applied it nearly 9 months ago, it's a little study to see how fast my toenails grow.

Dangit stomach quit making weird noises.

I can never be sure if anyone else can hear them

Last night I slept for 14 hours so I had plenty of stuff to dream about and among them were a couple of draenei girls finding out what tails can be used for

...and then my brain cockblocked me by locking me out of the room before interesting got to start. God daisies it

That tingling feeling in the tip of the penis just after you pee, because apparently you didn't get it all out and there's still some trapped in there that refuses to budge unless you completely relax and stand there at the toilet for a few minutes waiting. Can't ignore it either.

I dislike that feeling.

Worse for me are those mornings where it feels like you could spend the next half an hour on the toilet and not run out of crap

My evening had to take a sour note when my shit clogged the toilet

BLoody nuisance

I'm wildly obsessed with keeping things from touching the tip of my penis, like the urethra. I just cant stand the thought of it. Especially sand after the beach.

Oh GOD sand after the beach. It gets stuck there and eugh

I hate beaches because sand always gets in my swimsuit and I get grit under my breasts and in...other places...urhg

Yet I still love beaches and swim in the water there anyway because I don't learn.

Oh good lord I hate it when sand gets all up in my crotch
Then I have to take a shower and flush it all out and earggghhhh
And then one time when I was at the beach a bunch of sand fleas bit me EVERYWHERE

fun times

Lately, whenever I get a flush of blood either from being excited/scared/embarrassed/angry I've been getting this pins and needles feeling in my hands. It's becoming really annoying and I would like to know what's causing it. Is my body telling me that I should just stop feeling emotion?

I'm lucky this doesn't happen during sex.

It's probably just blood draining from your appendages because it's rushing to your head, probably nothing to worry about. Maybe check your blood pressure to be safe.

I remember once wading in a lake to chase some adorable ducklings


then I got out and had tons of leeches all up and down my legs


that was kinda horrifying. no wonder it had a sign saying "do not swim in lake"