Pranks.

Miss Starseed · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:41 pm

Personally never done it, but - glueing pennies over car door locks.

It's a good way to get rid of pennies, but an epic waste of glue and possibly getting caught.

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:58 pm

Make a 'print screen' of somebody's desktop.

Set that image as their wallpaper.

Hide their desktop icons.

Hilarity ensues.

Video of how to do it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqW5fX3Ymk

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:03 pm

Merlin wrote:

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:

Merlin wrote:

Spoony wrote:

I'm a telelmarketer. I get a lot of people trying to be clever like that. I get paid the same regardless of what you do or say, so it's really not soul crushing, or hilarious when people make an booty of themselves. Feel free to continue.

Don't you want a soul?

In all fairness, he probably sells those, too.

Don't you want to give me a soul?

How many souls would count as one for you?

iamthelordhitman · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:40 pm

Sloth · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:09 pm

My cousin did this to me when I was eleven.

1. Wait untill the victim is asleep.
2. Get a flashlight.
3. Get pillow.
4. Turn flashlight on, four feet away from victim's face.
5. Slowly move flashlight closer to vicitm's face. Make train noises.
6. Move flashlight closer and closer to victim's face, as the train noises get louder.
7. Once the light is right in front of the victim's face, hit them with the pillow.
8. Watch with delight as the victim shits bricks.
9. Hate yourself for days on end for being such a terrible person.

Try it, your friends will think its hilarious.

Water · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:33 pm

iamthelordhitman wrote:

Awesome.

If I worked for Steam, I would message people whose accounts were perfectly fine and I didn't need any information from, and make the message look intentionally like a scam. If they fell for it, I'd e-mail them, tell them who I was, and tell them not to fall for it next time. If they didn't fall for it, and tried to call me out, I'd just say, "shut yo bitch booty up".

Defenestrator2.0 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:02 am

Needed to be posted.

The kicker? David Thorne (The artist) sold the picture to some guy on ebay for roughly $10,000.

Plasma · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:59 am

Water wrote:

If I worked for Steam, I would message people whose accounts were perfectly fine and I didn't need any information from, and make the message look intentionally like a scam. If they fell for it, I'd e-mail them, tell them who I was, and tell them not to fall for it next time. If they didn't fall for it, and tried to call me out, I'd just say, "shut yo bitch booty up".

Water, I think that goes to show why you're not able to get a high-paying secure job.

Water · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:21 pm

Plasma wrote:

Water wrote:

If I worked for Steam, I would message people whose accounts were perfectly fine and I didn't need any information from, and make the message look intentionally like a scam. If they fell for it, I'd e-mail them, tell them who I was, and tell them not to fall for it next time. If they didn't fall for it, and tried to call me out, I'd just say, "shut yo bitch booty up".

Water, I think that goes to show why you're not able to get a high-paying secure job.

P.S. I hope I never end up working for Steam I hear they make you put your soul into your 401k.

You get it back when you retire, but it's just not the same...

Snikkers · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:40 pm

My Dad is a master at pranks.

Back in high school, 2 of his buddies met him at lunch and informed him of a prank they were going to pull at the school's Sports Day event, held in the gymnasium. The plan was that one dude would hold open the entrance to the gym, while Dad held the exit open. Through the entrance would sprint the 3rd dude, butt naked except for a paper bag over his head with a smiley scrawled over it.

Well, they did it.

In burst Mr. Smileybag, sprinting across the gymnasium. Girls whistled and boys cheered as he bounded through angry teachers who gave chase to him.
At the end of the gym was my dad, holding the door open for the bag-headed champion.

Smiling at the stupidity of his friends, he closed the door. And locked it.

IDKC · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:27 pm

i laugh every time i see that spider one,

also

I plan on doing this someday

Defenestrator2.0 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:51 pm

More from David Thorne, the spider-drawing guy.

Quote:

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Thank you for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and well being of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.

Regards, David.

Quote:

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?

Helen

Quote:

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.

Regards, David.

Quote:

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?

Helen

Quote:

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.

Regards, David.

Quote:

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.

Helen

Quote:

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

They are very small ducks.

Regards, David.

Quote:

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?

Helen

Quote:

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway.

Regards, David.

Quote:

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.

Helen

IDKC · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:14 pm

90% sure that's fake, but i lol'd

Sounnikoura · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:41 am

1- Put talcum in the tip of a hair dryer.
2-

Yewkewbius · **Posted:** Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:33 pm

Putting saran wrap over someone's door before they wake up in the morning.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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