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Shad
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:35 pm 
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Oh man I'm mesmerized

Dang, she's really pretty!

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Nachalnik
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how do they check for stomach ulcers
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Cafall
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she could xenia me with them thighs, all right

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The Willow Witch
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Nach they check for ulcers in your stomack by using a ultra sound.

From experiance it isnt that bad, you just cant pee a hour before hand.

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Most of my day so far has been spent sneezing several times, and then drenching a tissue with my phlegm like some kind of ooze monster.

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That sounds distressingly erotic

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Sollix
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Wake up at 2 in the morning

Feel blood oozing when I move
Cramps so bad I cant sleep.

Woo running on 2 fuckin hours a sleep

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The Willow Witch
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Its either I'm geting fat or I'm growing

because I'm hungry ALL THE TIME

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Gryewolf
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Toxic poots 2: Electric poogaloo.

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I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

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Sollix
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kay so ice cubes in vaginas

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D-vid
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:35 pm 
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Yes. Ice cubes are great.

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BurntToShreds
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I have no clue how that could result in any kind of pleasurable feeling whatsoever.

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Terraem
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Perfectly orgasmic, I hear.

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Gryewolf
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Like I said before it's just a fetish, some people like it, others don't.

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Sollix
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I just dont get.. how

i mean.
ice is cold.
ice feels nice. but orgasmic?

im actually confused so much

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D-vid
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You don't bodaciously shove them into it obviously. Just like slight tickling of the sensitive parts.

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