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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:14 am 
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Whoops. Looks like her lack of humor rubbed off on me while I was describing. Oh well.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Yes thank you for getting it Madican

And Airigh it's cool

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I wish I could go more than one day without getting some kind of urinary tract infection or having my vagina smell or oozing white stuff all over my legs and pants


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Oh man I'm mesmerized

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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The joke was murdered before it could lead into the quote.

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lol send me a pm so I can tell you where to fap to futa dragon girls raping villagers


It wll be with me forever and for always.

And yes, the girl at 4:47 is quite the cutie.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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AND THIS IS WHY WIZARDS GET THE PENALTY BOX

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Cramping.
Still no perod.
Urrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh hurry and bleed Vagina stop the paiiiiiinnnn

Edit: oh god nevermind make it stooooop ;A;

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:53 pm 
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Let me tell you about the magical quality of bullets.



(I will not, but they are pretty wonderful.)

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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And people say guns are bad.

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This happens too often on TF2, and it's only on TF2. I HAVE to take a leak every 30 minutes.

Me: Body, I'm trying to medic here. can youat least-

Body: DU KANN NICHT

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Christ if it's not getting uncomfortable erections at work it's having to go to the bathroom.
GOd the toilet is so small I just can't.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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i'm so dizzy all the time and i can't judge how far away stuff is away from me no good anymore

jesus it's like i'm 6 again


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Either you're sick or you should visit an optometrist and see if you need to get glasses. If it's the former, you might just be having issues with vertigo. I had that ten or so years ago, went to the doctor, and discovered I had water behind my eardrums.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:21 pm 
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No, I can fit, hell I've used it before, It's just so small an uncomfortable to use, it's seriously cramped.
And I work in a house, it's a duplex.

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