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Done.

Yeah, I asked him to filter my name to Chiquita for as long as I'm going to keep the ava/sig combination.

I guess I could help out? My German is bad on a grammar level, because I never cared for this stuff (neither for English, I just write what I think sounds correct); so I can't help out with that.
However, translations are just alright, and I can help out with that no problem. I think it'd be better if you'd just send me a PM if no one is answering (or if you need any particular help D-vid), I have to admit that I probably won't check this thread much.

I strongly approve of this thread

As a side note.

pug = Mops
pugs= Möpse
Möpse = tits

I don't even know why.

Hey, to be fair, English has its boobies and tits as birds.

Next lesson I want to show you numbers. That's going to take a lot of recording so I will do it tomorrow.

I think it's a weird word myself. I don't use it.

What do Germans call ice cream?

Eis. We call normal ice also Eis.

Also sorry for no update yesterday I had headaches.

Speaking of numbers I accidently called my mum 14 instead of 40 in my last piece of homework because I put 'vierzehn' instead of 'vierzig', aha.

Guess what guys? Numbers! Up to 999999. I could have gone higher, numbers are one of the easier things in German since it's mostly just mix and match.

Lesson 3: Numbers

Okay we start off easy with the numbers from 0-10 aaaand that's almost everything you have to know.

0.....null

1.....eins

2.....zwei

3.....drei

4.....vier

5.....fünf

6.....sechs

7.....sieben

8.....acht

9.....neun

10.....zehn

Here's the file of me counting up from 0 to ten: listen!

Now from 11-20. 11 and 12 are different from the norm like in English.
Note that 16 is not sechszehn but just sechzehn and 17 is not siebenzehn but siebzehn.

11.....elf

12.....zwölf

13.....dreizehn

14.....vierzehn

15.....fünfzehn

16.....sechzehn

17.....siebzehn

18.....achtzehn

19.....neunzehn

20.....zwanzig

Here's how it sounds: listen!

Now you basically know everything you need to know up to 99. You now only have to add the number from 1-9 like above for the single digit + und + the number for the 10 digit + -zig (or -ßig on 30 and 30 only)

21..... ein und zwanzig (spaces are just for emphasis, no spaces in the actual number)
22..... zwei und zwanzig
23..... drei und zwanzig
24..... vier und zwanzig
25.... fünf und zwanzig
26.... sechs und zwanzig
27..... sieben und zwanzig
28..... acht und zwanzig
29..... neun und zwanzig

Here's for listening, but I didn't record all the way to 29, that would've been redundant: listen!

You do the same for every other number up to 99.

30..... dreißig
40..... vierzig
50..... fünfzig
60..... sechzig
70..... siebzig
80..... achtzig
90..... neunzig

For listening: listen!

And for numbers over 100 you say the multiple of 100 you need and then the multiple of 10 you need.

100..... (ein) hundert (you can either just say "hundert" or add the "ein-" in front. Yet again, no spaces)
200..... zwei hundert
300..... drei hundert
you know the rest
listen!

Example for a number over 100: 666 = sechs hundert sechs und sechzig (without spaces of course) First how many hundreds you want, then hundred, then how many single digits you want, then und, then how many tens you want (remember the 6 and 7 rule further above), then zig (or ßig, look above for why).

Now the thousands so you can say numbers up to 999999

1000..... (ein) tausend ( "ein" is still optional, and no spaces of course)
2000..... zwei tausend
and so on
listen!

You make numbers like with the hundreds. How many thousands + tausend, how many hundreds + hundred, how many singles, how many tens + zig/ßig

Example: 654321= sechs hundert vier und fünfzig tausend drei hundert ein und zwanzig

As you see for numbers over 10.000 you do the same like in English and just use the normal numbers for numbers over 10/100 in front of the tausend.

With your new knowledge you can now say your age (informal). "I am <age>." becomes "Ich bin <age>." Example: "Ich bin einundzwanzig."

So yeah. A lot of stuff today, but most is mix and match and you only have to remember the individual numbers and few exceptions along with the rule actually.

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As requested in the intro thread.

KK. There's now quite some people who learn German here. So, axe me your questions. I might even make another full lesson if I find the time.

Something I find odd that you haven't taught yet are the conjugations.

As far as I know there are regular verb and irregular verb types, but my recollection of my two years of German is sketchy.

Also how do I grammar, cause that's something you get rustled at me a lot for.

I was going to make conjugations once I would give you some verbs. Be is irregular in pretty much every language known to man, interestingly, since it is one of the most commonly used verbs you would expect it being regular not irregular.
Grammar in a nutshell is

Noun + Verb + Object in sentences,
Verb + Noun + Object in questions.