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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:17 am 
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Had to walk a little over three miles round-trip to get to the bank this morning. It wasn't hot enough to make me sweat, but I wore a jacket and ended up feelin' hot and grimey. Get back to the hotel room, strip off the groady clothes, take a cold, damp washcloth to wipe down and oh my god it was the most refreshing, relaxing sensation. I've taken cold showers after being out on a hot day but for whatever reason, those do not even begin to compare.

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My dog throws up whenever he eats grass and he really fucking loves to eat grass

I'm sick of this bastard vomiting on our floor

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Spring is upon us. Ready the antihistamines.

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I stay up every night, shotgun in hand, waiting. D-vid never visits.


That's actually because I'm usually there and we fight for the right to watch you. I've been winning...

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You're too buff and handsome :c

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Madican
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I thought it was the riot shield he was using.

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I didn't think that very mild chicken curry would make me this bloody gassy. The dog was even judging me tonight. This makes me incredibly uncomfortable.
Also, why is it that dogs always sniff your crotch out when you're on your period?

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Because you smell like you're in heat.
I'm pretty sure that's why.

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Or just that you smell different from normal.

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Silver_Wolf
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Oh god neck zit is the worst zit. So much pain. Can't pop it either. D:

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Cori
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Oh god neck zit is the worst zit. So much pain. Can't pop it either. D:


I disagree! I think nose and ear zits are much worse.

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DICK ZITS

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Mete
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How about zit zits?

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Eyelid zits are the worst actually.
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gotta agree with syo, shit hurts like a mother fucker and is quite dangerous to

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