AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Unless your mom is somehow a six year old I'm sure she'll live.

This one time my dad and I were watching TV and the show made a masturbation joke. We both laughed, and I had that moment of "Whoa, that was weird"

But there was no harm done. I guess that's a part of growing up, your parents no longer have to keep as many taboos.

Err, yeah. Parents know what sex is, they know that teenagers know what sex is.

There's no reason to pretend otherwise.

I thought she was embarrassed because she said masterbate instead of masturbate?

I chuckled.

Havnt fapped since saturday night. Buuuugh.
Theres.
Not.
Enough
Tiiiiiiiime

Okay, I'm sorta weirded out right now. I was asleep in bed having a fairly average dream, when I suddenly got woken up by a weird feeling in my crotch which I'm preeeetty certain was an orgasm. Except nothing was anywhere near my crotch and I wasn't dreaming about anything even remotely sexual. It's never happened to me before and I'm not sure if it's normal or not or what to even refer to it as other than a phantom orgasm.

It happens. Girls can orgasm in their sleep.

Huh. Well like I said, I've never had something like that happen before, so it caught me off-guard a bit.

It also woke me up like half a minute before my alarm was about to go off. o_O

So I take it you woke up feeling better than usual?

While I can't say I have the same experience, I can say that my sleep pattern is so trained that I always wake up at 4:25 for work.

Woah.
Ew
Thats. Ew. Way too early. I get up at like.
7:30.
Fall back asleep till 8:00.
Sometimes 8:30 like a few weeks ago.
Whoops.
But yeah.I enjoy a good wank. Just.
Between my roommate and how exhausted I am it's just not gonna happen. Plus I need new fap fodder.

Turbo's Allergy watch: Day 1
Itchy nose, runny nose, lots of eye crusties when I woke up, queasiness from having to smell this stupid tree constantly that may or may not be related to the pollen flooding my lungs.

Not a good start.

Crisp, the internet is made of fap fodder.
Heh, fap fodder.

But Robot, i cant get teh Pr0nz in school!

Or home because theres no net there.

Nyron~n