AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Stop making me sleep in The Thinker's pose D-vid

I always end up waking up eithee curled up, on my belly or spread eagle.
Thanks Dave :U

I stay up every night, shotgun in hand, waiting. D-vid never visits.

Welp. Whatever works I suppose.

I really need to get breakfast but im afraid I'll throw up if I eat becase my stomach is churning.


What do. Fuck.

Edit: Fuck it. I'm going to tims. Drop my shit off in math and just go. I need food and coffee.

Drink water or a cold sports drink. Or gingerale if you have it.

Its all good. Got some coffee. Got your birthday card. :U
Stomach is still a little upset. But I burped and I feel better

omg i wore my underwear back to front today by accident, no wonder i thought they felt weird

I accidently said the word "masterbating" in front of my mother today.



It just fucking slipped out!

That's terrible and hilarious at the same time.
I kinda feel bad for laughing at that.

i don't think i'd be a good person to sleep next to as i always seem to toss and turn in bed and i have a hard time getting comfy

What exactly did you say Nachal? I meant just saying masturbate isn't that big of a deal, it's all about context.

well i was like "oh i heard jason russell was caught masterbating in public" but i said it without thinking and i feel bad

;____; my poor mom having to hear that!

How else would you say that? It's not a "dirty word" or anything anyway.

I thought you were just procrastinating on the computer in your room, and your mother asked you what you were doing and you accidentally responded: "Masturbating!"

yeah that's not really... wrong

i mean it's better than saying "he was jerkin' it right off"