AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I remember the first time I talked to Foo on Skype, and he put his webcam on and I got to see his glorious 'fro. Then he showed me his adorable kitten and it was fantastic.

There was also the time he narrated the beginning of Broderlands while I was falling asleep. It was like an Australian lullaby about dune-buggies and midgets.

Generally, Australian lullabies revolve around stealing sheep and killing natives, so I thought I needed to put a spin on the status quo and incorporate it with a more mad max style to which we were receiving through Broderlands.

why in gods name did you save that

I wish I had a cool internet friend like Foo


Now that I think about it, I don't have any close interfriends to play vidya and Steam chat with

so alone

foo are you in melbourne I forget

we should get a beer some time

the craftworld sings to me

and i respond in kind

enjoy navigating trams i'm in sydney, behind 50 asians
But no, that'd be fun but I don't even have a car.

we seek to avenge our sisters

Foo got me mpreg but I m-aborted it but he stole the dead mpreg fetus and used alchemy to bring it back to life and raised it as his own.

That mpreg baby grew up to be Spoony.

Foo owes me ten dollars

Foo, I hardly knew ye.

All I know about Foo is that hes australian.

Thats all.
He seems okay though

Let me tell you something about Fooflyer. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Foo was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Foo, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

foo taught me how to bend my dick

without him, i wouldn't be half the little girl i am today

In the distant future of Neo Kawaii, average schoolgirl Fooflyer learns that she has the power to enter the computer world and fight all that would deny the world of beauty and sex. Reciting a magical sequence of words she becomes COMPUTERIZED COMBAT PRINCESS FOOFLYER, ready to defend all that is right.

I feel I need to inform everyone that all the stories described between this post and my last have been fabricated and are to be considered slander against my immaculate character. Everything except for the dick-bending, but that was a wild night after an Avatar: The Last Airbender marathon