AWKWARD ZOMBIE

What an idiot.
Everybody knows that if you stay a virgin until you're 30 you become a wizard.
He could have honed his magical powers and shit.

He already has the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha and his massive muscles.
Why would he need anything else?

I think the commenter in the first picture sums it up nicely.

He doesn't really know how a hooker works does he?

He doesn't know how anything works.

Yeah I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on this one. He's probably just trying to throw off trolls again.

Either that or her finally caved and got a hooker. But probably the former.

Anyone else notice that he actually used correct, well mostly, punctuation and capitalization in the second post?

Edit:
wow I can't type tonight

Ehhh not really.

It's still very Chris-ish writing, although the lack of random capitalization -is- suspicious.

Because really, enjoyed, her, and words are all proper nouns.

Knowing Chris, it's very possible he's lying. But on the other hand, knowing Chris, it's very possible he's telling the truth.

If he's serious, I wonder if he filmed it like he always said.

"Chris didn't Randomly Capitalize things, ergo it's fake" is an extremely unreliable argument. When Bob had a heart attack in March 2010, several people assumed that a hacker had gotten into Chris's Twitter account. It wasn't a hacker.

There are two ways you can know if something related to Chris is true:

1. If it's on the CWCki and stays on the CWCki.
2. If a member of the inner circle says so. They never lie about things related to Chris.

It is both on the CWCki, and multiple members of the inner circle have confirmed it.

Furthermore, why would he lie to his circle of friends(Ms. Speechless is Anna McLerran btw) about this? If he announced this publicly, sure, then I'd doubt his sincerity. But that isn't the case here. Chris needed someone to brag to, and he was afraid of what his mother would say if she found out that he bought a hooker when they're going to court next monday.

I'm getting all of this from Cogsdev's twitter account.

Edit: Now Chris knows and he might have unfriended Jackie over it. Also Anna (the other poster) is trying to white knight again.

pffffft

9... wait no.. how many years do I have left? 6? I have no idea. XD

I dont think age has anything to do with having dignity at being a virgin. 8===D Also setting people on fire is fun. I wonder if Chris will try that to get out, hospitalize himself so he cant physically go to the trial. Wouldnt put it past him.

Just.....wow....Chris getting laid is like, i don't know, like Joker killing Batman....it's just something that is not supposed to happen