AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[3:48:59 PM] Cori: you said wait for Angie
[3:49:14 PM] LYRA: in the roleplay chat not the private chat...
[3:49:20 PM] Cori: oh
[3:49:25 PM] Cori: lol ok
[3:50:22 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: isn't every chat a roleplay chat
[3:50:35 PM] LYRA: in the roleplay roleplay chat
[3:50:47 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: what
[3:51:01 PM] LYRA: the roleplay chat where we actually roleplay
[3:51:07 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: my mind
[3:51:50 PM] LYRA: your mind has nothing to do with it
[3:52:05 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: roleplay within roleplay within roleplay
[3:52:19 PM] LYRA: yo dawg
[3:55:55 PM] Angie/natalie: i am here now
[3:56:12 PM] Angie/natalie: the ones where we roleplay in big long paragraphs
[3:57:07 PM] Angie/natalie: I think I'll have one of the soldiers be a naturedoyen
[3:57:12 PM] Angie/natalie: with a jaguar
[3:57:23 PM] LYRA: i imagined the car
[3:57:24 PM] LYRA: heheheheh
[3:57:27 PM] Angie/natalie: that will attack rick :J
[3:57:40 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: "he walked to the door and stood there, comtemplating the door. The cedar door had stood there for generations, and it had been a portal to countless adventures. He loved the door like a lover. As he admired the door he slowly removed his pants."

This kind of roleplay right
[3:57:48 PM] LYRA: ....
[3:57:49 PM] LYRA: yes.
[3:58:21 PM] Angie/natalie: yeah
[3:58:22 PM] Angie/natalie: exactluy like that
[3:58:25 PM] Angie/natalie: hot man on door action
[3:58:31 PM] Angie/natalie: (not really)
[3:58:51 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: yeah it is
[3:59:02 PM] LYRA: that's what we do in our spare time
[3:59:29 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: doorsona

[4:30:01 PM] TryBern: how do i mpreg
[4:30:06 PM] TryBern: i wanna be mpreg
[4:30:13 PM] TryBern: can i be mpreg princess brothel
[4:30:22 PM] Hot, b ambitious: hold on

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[3:57:16 PM] Trygve: You are a genderbender now?
[3:57:17 PM] George: is that like avatar stuff?

[4:02:02 PM] Trygve: Male. Female. Long ago, the two sexes lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all genitalia could stop them. But, when the world needed him the most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, a female named Zang. And although his fenderbeding skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe, Zang can become a dude.

AbsoluteVictoryUnlosingRanger: And I'll have you know that I've wanted to be an overweight, Victorian spider woman ever since I was a little girl.
AbsoluteVictoryUnlosingRanger: I quit studying Judo, so I could stay at home and try to poop webs on the toilet.

4:37 PM - The Willow Witch: I love my dragon dick

[10:03:08 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: aw dicks
[10:04:11 PM] MC: last 200 searches

[4/13/2012 11:36:51 PM] Micheal Jarvan: FALCO DO ANOTHER TEXT SUMMARY OF OUR GAME
[4/13/2012 11:37:03 PM] Falconer Lombard: Ok
[4/13/2012 11:37:40 PM] Falconer Lombard: Waking from their drunken stupor upon the stairs of the Brownbrew Inn, our heroes venture forth to bother the daily patrons and their drinks.
[4/13/2012 11:37:48 PM] Falconer Lombard: Except Verom who is too drunk
[4/13/2012 11:37:54 PM] Falconer Lombard: He stays in bed the whole adventure
[4/13/2012 11:38:22 PM] Falconer Lombard: Kalec then decides casuality is for stupid assholes
[4/13/2012 11:38:25 PM] Falconer Lombard: and multiplies
[4/13/2012 11:38:28 PM] Falconer Lombard: The gods get rustled
[4/13/2012 11:38:33 PM] Falconer Lombard: and throw them all down the well outside
[4/13/2012 11:38:42 PM] Falconer Lombard: until he agrees not to ruin physics
[4/13/2012 11:39:21 PM] Falconer Lombard: Once the party groups up, a new member wanders in. This magus has stopped by for a drink and the party just slides up to him
[4/13/2012 11:39:28 PM] Falconer Lombard: and won't let go
[4/13/2012 11:39:41 PM] Falconer Lombard: A messanger comes and delivers a letter
[4/13/2012 11:40:03 PM | Edited 11:40:10 PM] Falconer Lombard: It invites them to meet a local shop proprietor named Cadwell, of Cadwell's Knives
[4/13/2012 11:40:27 PM] Falconer Lombard: Upon hearing the word, "Knives" however Kalec bounded out a window and down the street
[4/13/2012 11:40:37 PM] Falconer Lombard: So the party rushes after and they are lost
[4/13/2012 11:40:49 PM | Edited 11:41:35 PM] Falconer Lombard: Until Dreilex asks for directions
[4/13/2012 11:41:08 PM | Edited 11:42:06 PM] Falconer Lombard: They end up at the shop and he offers them a job to recover an ancestral sword
[4/13/2012 11:42:26 PM] Falconer Lombard: Once again they leave before getting directions
[4/13/2012 11:42:35 PM] Falconer Lombard: So Kalec, IN HIS KNIFE FRENZY
[4/13/2012 11:42:43 PM] Falconer Lombard: ROLLS FOR KNIFE PERCEPTION
[4/13/2012 11:42:58 PM] Falconer Lombard: HE ACES IT, SMELLS THE SWORD IN QUESTION FROM MILES AWAY
[4/13/2012 11:43:16 PM] Falconer Lombard: The party follows their ace blood(knife?)hound to the ruined fort
[4/13/2012 11:43:34 PM] Falconer Lombard: Here they find a group of kobolds has taken up residence in the keep
[4/13/2012 11:43:49 PM] Falconer Lombard: Kalec fails to notice the one guarding the door, slipping right beside the wall
[4/13/2012 11:44:02 PM] Falconer Lombard: however he passes some stealth checks for several turns
[4/13/2012 11:44:43 PM] Falconer Lombard: The other two recon the area, one being creative and confusing the hell out of a kobold with ghost sound while they search through a window.
[4/13/2012 11:44:54 PM] Falconer Lombard: The other tries to take him down with a slingshot
[4/13/2012 11:45:10 PM] Falconer Lombard: He fails to hit anything meaningful
[4/13/2012 11:45:18 PM] Falconer Lombard: The Kobold however continues to fail stealth checks
[4/13/2012 11:45:28 PM] Falconer Lombard: Thinking the bat he heard earlier is now throwing stones at him
[4/13/2012 11:45:39 PM] Falconer Lombard: Kalec however got bored
[4/13/2012 11:45:48 PM] Falconer Lombard: And stabbed the kobold over the wall
[4/13/2012 11:45:58 PM] Falconer Lombard: With a sneak attack he drops
[4/13/2012 11:46:13 PM] Falconer Lombard: No verom those are for next time shhhh
[4/13/2012 11:46:52 PM] Falconer Lombard: The other kobolds however who were rolling dice notice that their friend has died
[4/13/2012 11:47:01 PM] Falconer Lombard: They creep up where Kalec is standing but don't see him yet
[4/13/2012 11:47:12 PM] Falconer Lombard: As a changling he takes the form of a sexy female kobold
[4/13/2012 11:47:27 PM] Falconer Lombard: The two are instantly smitten, trying to chat up this new hottie
[4/13/2012 11:47:35 PM] Falconer Lombard: >Kalec doesn't know Draconic
[4/13/2012 11:48:04 PM] Falconer Lombard: A failed bluff and crit sense motive check on the part of a kobold and Kalec has taken a fairly hefty spear wound to the chest
[4/13/2012 11:48:20 PM] Falconer Lombard: The alarm is sounded and all the kobolds come running
[4/13/2012 11:48:28 PM] Falconer Lombard: Kalec however manages to slip away
[4/13/2012 11:48:43 PM] Falconer Lombard: They then notice Dreilex who was trying to creep in the back
[4/13/2012 11:48:51 PM] Falconer Lombard: THE ENTIRE FORCE OF KOBOLDS CHASE HIM
[4/13/2012 11:49:04 PM] Falconer Lombard: Except one, who crit failed and was knocked out by a trip
[4/13/2012 11:49:29 PM] Falconer Lombard: Thus scoobie doo chase scene
[4/13/2012 11:49:44 PM] Falconer Lombard: Dreilex acid splashed the ground behind him
[4/13/2012 11:49:49 PM] Falconer Lombard: Most of the kobolds avoided it
[4/13/2012 11:49:54 PM] Falconer Lombard: but one walked straight through
[4/13/2012 11:50:00 PM] Falconer Lombard: burning the shit out of his feet
[4/13/2012 11:50:08 PM] Falconer Lombard: thus only three were chasing him now
[4/13/2012 11:50:22 PM] Falconer Lombard: Kalec and Archie however had squeezed through a window of the ruined fort
[4/13/2012 11:50:33 PM] Falconer Lombard: and were setting up when Dreilex followed through the window
[4/13/2012 11:50:53 PM] Falconer Lombard: They set up a spear trap by the window which one kobold thought he was MAN ENOUGH TO CLEAR, and failed
[4/13/2012 11:51:04 PM] Falconer Lombard: He nearly died on the windowsill trying to get in
[4/13/2012 11:51:11 PM] Falconer Lombard: Then they dumped the spear rack on him
[4/13/2012 11:51:30 PM] Falconer Lombard: So the kobolds regroup and go around the other way through the fort proper
[4/13/2012 11:51:51 PM] Falconer Lombard: they check the basement but decide getting flanked would be a bad idea
[4/13/2012 11:52:04 PM] Falconer Lombard: so they get in combat with the last of the kobolds and slaughter them
[4/13/2012 11:52:19 PM] Falconer Lombard: It is at this point they discover two things of great importance
[4/13/2012 11:52:26 PM] Falconer Lombard: The Logs and Cabbages
[4/13/2012 11:52:53 PM] Falconer Lombard: Kalec ignites a log, runs downstairs, and PEGS a kobold, dealing damage and setting him on fire
[4/13/2012 11:53:13 PM] Falconer Lombard: His screams of pain draw his peers who quickly put him out with 1 hp left, they double the guard at the entrance
[4/13/2012 11:53:19 PM] Falconer Lombard: they escape back upstairs
[4/13/2012 11:53:24 PM] Falconer Lombard: They loot the area
[4/13/2012 11:53:43 PM] Falconer Lombard: Dreilex REFORGES A KOBOLD SPEAR MADE OF A STICK AND A ROCK WITH A SLIGHTLY LARGER STICK AND ROCK
[4/13/2012 11:53:55 PM] Falconer Lombard: Now he has two spears
[4/13/2012 11:54:17 PM] Falconer Lombard: Now feeling confident they descend again
[4/13/2012 11:54:35 PM] Falconer Lombard: Dreilex opens the battle with the infamous CABBAGE DUNK
[4/13/2012 11:54:45 PM] Falconer Lombard: The sound of Space Jam plays, heralding his crit
[4/13/2012 11:54:54 PM] Falconer Lombard: Followed by full damage cabbage
[4/13/2012 11:55:21 PM] Falconer Lombard: There is a pit in front of the kobold, Dreilex had tried to bounce the cabbage off the wall into the kobold into the pit
[4/13/2012 11:55:23 PM] Falconer Lombard: It worked
[4/13/2012 11:55:45 PM] Falconer Lombard: Kalec then stabbed the other guarding kobold
[4/13/2012 11:56:12 PM] Falconer Lombard: They then go the hell out of there before the rest of the kobolds could swarm them
[4/13/2012 11:56:28 PM] Falconer Lombard: Now setting up a defense in the upper fort, Kalec hides among the cabbages
[4/13/2012 11:56:36 PM] Falconer Lombard: Succeding rounds of stealth checks
[4/13/2012 11:56:47 PM] Falconer Lombard: Transforming slightly to better stealth in the cabbages
[4/13/2012 11:57:54 PM] Falconer Lombard: The other two take on light waves of kobolds, crushing skulls with mace hits and stabs by a spear
[4/13/2012 11:58:51 PM] Falconer Lombard: The boss led group then arrives
[4/13/2012 11:59:20 PM] Falconer Lombard: Mage Hand is used, trying to rip the sword from the heavier armed and armored kobold
[4/13/2012 11:59:22 PM] Falconer Lombard: He fails
[4/13/2012 11:59:38 PM] Falconer Lombard: The kobolds rush the defending pair
[4/13/2012 11:59:57 PM] Falconer Lombard: Archie then commands a kobold to leap upon the boss kobold
[12:00:02 AM] Falconer Lombard: succeeding
[12:00:07 AM] Falconer Lombard: so those two are tied up for a turn
[12:00:22 AM] Falconer Lombard: An attacking kobold crit fails and trips, falls on his face
[12:00:35 AM] Falconer Lombard: Kalec then charges
[12:00:40 AM] Falconer Lombard: FROM THE CABBAGES
[12:00:53 AM] Falconer Lombard: Leaping upon the distracted kobold leader
[12:00:58 AM] Falconer Lombard: and misses
[12:01:22 AM] Falconer Lombard: she gets the hell out
[12:01:33 AM] Falconer Lombard: the kobold leader tosses off the lackey
[12:01:56 AM] Falconer Lombard: the tripped kobold is attacked by archie, lord of one shotting with his mace
[12:02:00 AM] Falconer Lombard: Does 1 damage
[12:02:07 AM] Falconer Lombard: Must have been feeling supreme amounts of pity
[12:02:12 AM] Falconer Lombard: Dreilex FELT NO SUCH PITY
[12:02:20 AM] Falconer Lombard: STABBED HIM THROUGH THE HEAD WITH A SPEAR
[12:03:02 AM] Falconer Lombard: The kobolds step back into a better defensive area, now on similar numbers with the party
[12:03:24 AM] Falconer Lombard: One taps Dreilex across the knees with a sling shot
[12:03:30 AM] Falconer Lombard: This clearly pisses him off
[12:03:48 AM] Falconer Lombard: THE SOUND OF THE SPACE JAM RESOUNDS FROM THE HEAVENS
[12:04:00 AM] Falconer Lombard: HE CHUCKS A MIGHTY SPEAR INTO THE CHEST OF THE KOBOLD LEADER
[12:04:08 AM] Falconer Lombard: SPEARING RIGHT THROUGH, SITTING IN THE BODY
[12:04:29 AM] Falconer Lombard: Kalec runs in and stabs one of the kobold minions to death
[12:04:41 AM] Falconer Lombard: And then Archie combo'd the hit with Dreilex
[12:04:46 AM] Falconer Lombard: Crit attack with the mace
[12:04:52 AM] Falconer Lombard: on the boss kobold
[12:05:01 AM] Falconer Lombard: He SLAMS THE MACE DOWN ON THE HAFT OF THE SPEAR
[12:05:15 AM] Falconer Lombard: WRENCHING THE IMPALED WEAPON THROUGH THE WEAK FLESH OF THE DRACONIAN HUMANOID
[12:05:21 AM] Falconer Lombard: CLEAVING IT IN HALF
[12:05:30 AM] Falconer Lombard: The last remaining kobold scales the walls and buggers off
[12:05:41 AM] Falconer Lombard: VICTORY DANCE
[12:05:43 AM] Falconer Lombard: LOOTIN'
[12:06:08 AM] Falconer Lombard: Kalec remembers there's one kobold left (the one on fire) that his compatriots had put in a bed after his heavy injuries
[12:06:11 AM] Falconer Lombard: sneaks down
[12:06:20 AM] Falconer Lombard: STRANGLES TO DEATH WITH HAIR TENTACLES
[12:06:43 AM] Falconer Lombard: Kalec doesn't understand pity, he is a bad elf.
[12:06:50 AM] Falconer Lombard: (Or the best elf)
[12:06:58 AM] Falconer Lombard: (Depends on your level of dorfiness)
[12:07:09 AM] Falconer Lombard: There is lootin'
[12:07:22 AM] Falconer Lombard: Dreilex catches some crabs
[12:07:26 AM] Falconer Lombard: Roasts one
[12:07:28 AM] Falconer Lombard: They stock up on cabbages
[12:07:35 AM] Falconer Lombard: get some dosh
[12:07:51 AM] Falconer Lombard: and Kalec Sorrel rolls well on the items
[12:08:01 AM] Falconer Lombard: Is rewarded a magic hat of disguises
[12:08:17 AM] Falconer Lombard: Now his transformations can change his clothes too
[12:08:29 AM] Falconer Lombard: Archie finds a tapestry
[12:08:53 AM] Falconer Lombard: Daggers are found (Kalec flipped his shit and danced for a bit at this)
[12:08:59 AM] Falconer Lombard: And they return to town
[12:09:08 AM] Falconer Lombard: Reward is recieved
[12:09:15 AM] Falconer Lombard: They go get drunk at the inn
[12:09:17 AM] Falconer Lombard: Verom shows up
[12:09:33 AM] Falconer Lombard: Archie attempts to sell the still drunk gnome the Tapestry of Kobold Musk
[12:09:44 AM] Falconer Lombard: he fails by 1 point
[12:09:54 AM] Falconer Lombard: so he just sells the fine Tapestry for 10gp
[12:10:06 AM] Falconer Lombard: everyone goes to bed pop flyin' waiting for the next adventure
[12:10:18 AM] Falconer Lombard: TILL NEXT TIME

[6:53:37 PM] Angie/natalie: i can't change the chat title to (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*DICKS*~✧』
[6:54:15 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: But I can
[6:54:32 PM] Angie/natalie: do it
[6:54:38 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: I did
[6:54:42 PM] Angie/natalie: if you're actually serious about
[6:54:44 PM] Angie/natalie: no it didn't change
[6:54:47 PM] Angie/natalie: :c
[6:54:55 PM] Cafall: you only set that as your personal label
[6:55:01 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: well shit
[6:55:12 PM] Angie/natalie: no the personal is 'main' chat
[6:55:34 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: ok I changed mine to "PUNT THAT PUSSY LIKE A GAMEWINNING BALL"
[6:55:44 PM] Angie/natalie: GOD

accentedArticulate: Haha. Also. Guess what tomorrow is~~~
Flicky: your birthday?
accentedArticulate: c:
accentedArticulate: Yeah
Flicky: man i have to get you something now
Flicky: because that's what i do
Flicky: i'm emotionally obligated to give EVERYONE a birthday present
accentedArticulate: Noooo
accentedArticulate: Just birthday wishes are goos
Flicky: NO IT'S TOO LATE NOW THE PROSTITUTE IS ON HIS WAY
accentedArticulate: FFFFFFFFF BUT I WANT LADIES

3:42 PM - The Willow Witch: OH BABY YOU GOT ME ANOTHER SHEET I'M SO WET

10:02 PM - Malum: http://i.imgur.com/DK1MH.jpg
10:02 PM - Malum: Each of these cards is worth $200-800
10:02 PM - Malum: Those aren't photoshops
10:03 PM - Malum: Someone actually did that.
10:03 PM - Malum: With paint.
10:03 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: And?
10:03 PM - Malum: They're worth $200-800
10:03 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: If they want to spend that cheddar on painting boners, that's their buisiness.
10:03 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: A bit crazy, but w/e
10:03 PM - Malum: Oh wait this picture doesnt have the black lotus
10:03 PM - Malum: Because they did it to a black lotus too
10:03 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: UIOANbd8sjgm
10:03 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: INMGIOEWUHNBAE GOVBMPWSE
10:04 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: RAGE
10:04 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: THAT IS NOT AN 800 DOLLAR CARD
10:04 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: THAT IS A 10 000 DOLLAR CARD
10:04 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I WILL MURDERKILL THEM WITH MY DICK