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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:02 am 
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Not trying to imply anything, he's just the only forumite with large snakes iirc.

motherfucker i am a snake expert, i have had snakes before i was born, dnd ain't got shit on my snake knowledge

though unless that guy had a pencil dick or this was a seriously large snake (over 20 ft) there really shouldn't be a way for him to fuck it. snakes do not have very big holes. and cori is right, they have cloacas and no external genitalia.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:37 am 
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I'm glad I've never had such overflowing mishaps in public bathrooms. The worst I get is accidentally farting while sitting on the throne so the sound echos around the bowl and amplifies so anyone with the misfortune of being around can hear it.

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Rullett wrote:
I'm glad I've never had such overflowing mishaps in public bathrooms. The worst I get is accidentally farting while sitting on the throne so the sound echos around the bowl and amplifies so anyone with the misfortune of being around can hear it.

Don't toilets get constructed in a way so that doesn't happen?

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Rullett
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Not the ones in my cinema at least.

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AZ, the home of fart-induced bowl echo champions

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EDIT: Oh, and I desperately need to piss, but my bathroom is out of order now, and my dad just funked up the downstairs one.

Why are you doing this to me, god?

Take a shower. ;D

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My dick hurts.

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No clyve,wash it with fanta, slather mayo all over it, then let it sit in the sun for a few hours.

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Episode name?
What the hell I don't believe it.

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You want to SEE that? ;A;

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So she hoards her shit? ._.

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I cannot believe what I just watched

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I cannot believe anyone would watch it knowing what it contains.

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