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 Post subject: Re: Epic Rap Battles Thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:32 pm 
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oh no rap thread, here comes my flooooow

kel kimble rhymes, aw here it goooooeeessss

thats all i need i think

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Rap Battles Thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:33 pm 
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Man that was weak like yo mama

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Rap Battles Thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:37 pm 
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you're going out of your way to butcher something aren't you

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Rap Battles Thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:51 pm 
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Butcher what

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Rap Battles Thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:08 am 
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Where are all the ghetto poems.
This should be a non stop rap battle.

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Rap Battles Thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:23 am 
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This thread disappeared 'cause someone murdered my dog
But my rhymes are the princess, rap game is my frog
My shit's hardcore, it'll make you stiff like a log

I'll resurrect this shit with my sexy-booty rhymes
Y'all be speechless, freaking out, like mimes

Shout out to all the other MCs
Try as hard as you can, you can never beat me

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Rap Battles Thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:09 pm 
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Wow dude you suck, I wish you better luck
Next time you try to rhyme 'cause that was so bad it shoulda been a crime.
You think your rhymes are hardcore, you think your beats are sick
Man what a joke, I've heard sicker beats from a card in a spoke.

Tryin' ta convey beats and tones through texts make shit hard read
But readin' yo shit makes my ears wanna bleed.
I'd rather rot in the the ground, let this sleeping dog lie
Because everytime you talk I just wanna cry

I know these rhymes aren't the best
But I sure beat your booty in this rappin' contest.

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Rap Battles Thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:28 pm 
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some competition, my i would love some

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Rap Battles Thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:29 pm 
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That was a terrible poem.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:22 pm 
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Alright,

When you said you ain't the best, I was like, "this is true"
But the rest of the shit you wrote just got me confused

I think my rhymes are good? No shit, its the truth
So you best step off unless you want to lose a tooth

You think you're better than me? That's not even funny, no joke
You're as good as Lebron in the 4th, you choked

My dog's alive, but after hearing you it died
You didn't succeed, but it's cool that you tried

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:32 pm 
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I think my slammin' jams stuck our OP in the dirt

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:44 pm 
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Gryewolf wrote:
That was a terrible poem.

Worse one:

Breathe

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