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shazza
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:38 pm 
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[1:07:35 AM] The Willow Witch: I just
[1:07:47 AM] The Willow Witch: want to post about my vaginas magical power to store water in itself after a bath

Too tmi for the quote thread.
I still can't breath.

OH DEAR LORD I AM NOT ALONE

IT'S SO WEIRD

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FatOldRobot
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Store water in our vaginas?

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I was kinda assuming squatting over a cup and letting some just run out?

I dont even know.

I just got a bath and there is no water on my vagina though.
Not this time anyways

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I thought the issue was water being in there, not on.

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Sollix
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IT WAS A TYPO. SHH I ment in. :U


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if you are worried about water getting in just fill it with resin

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eye keeps having flashes in it

like as if i'm not annoyed already i need this too

the only way it stops is if i keep my eye closed but then i look like a fucking retard

but then doesn't stop it hurting like a bitch and my eye feeling like it's trying to fall out
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consult a physician

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Head of The Brothel wrote:
if you are worried about water getting in just fill it with resin


thats not even it. :U water just sometimes gets in. It's just kinda annoying. but whatevs.

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HER VAGINA IS ABSORBING THE WATER

LIKE SOME KIND OF EVIL SPONGE

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Sollix
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Oh god i lost.

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Nachalnik
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i just saw a gif of some guy fucking a snake on an acquaintance's blog

man wtf i didn't want to see that

i was eating
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Rullett
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... I'm not sure how that would even work.

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Madican
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... I'm not sure how that would even work.


If I recall snakes have penises.

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