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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:49 pm 
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I am going to quit fapping. It just feels more like a chore now than something that feels good.

I thought you already have.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:03 pm 
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Everyone goes through ups and downs in their sex drive, it's perfectly normal. You don't need to make a broad "Never gonna masturbate again" statement, because your sex drive will probably pick up somewhere down the line and things will become enjoyable again.

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[1:07:35 AM] The Willow Witch: I just
[1:07:47 AM] The Willow Witch: want to post about my vaginas magical power to store water in itself after a bath

Too tmi for the quote thread.
I still can't breath.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:40 am 
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What

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Well, uh, it's an opening.

Water tends to fill open spaces.

It happens.

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Sammich Monster
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Well quite frankly that's never happened to me

At least I don't believe it's happened, but who knows

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water gets in every hole
if any of you guys ever like need to piss in the shower?
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Madican
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Water obeys the rules of liquid. Meaning it won't enter a high-pressure flow.

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Water obeys the rules of liquid. Meaning it won't enter a high-pressure flow.


yea ive never had a problem pissin in the shower drain

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I just came across the lingering aftermath of some monster shit that my brother did earlier... The smell the skidmarks oh god why

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I hate when people don't clean skidmarks off the toilet

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It's that fapping feels more like something I have to do rather than want to do. That's why it seems more like a problem.

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